Ooh~. I don't have that either. [Ain.] How abouuuuut I pay you later? You know, with that other thing that you couldn't begin to think about what it could possibly be?
[Damn you Ain and rousing Wolfwood's curiosity. Like, he would LIKE to actually get paid, but he never thought that would really happen to begin with, sooo...]
Fine. Guess I'll accept that, for now. Specially since you're gonna let all this worm meat go to waste.
Aww, I'm not wasting it~. I'm letting you guys eat your fill first.
[Sure king. Sure you are.]
We'll have to go somewhere quiet to make deals like that, though~. [He's going to keep being vague about this like a little goblin for the next 32904 years, sorry Wolfwood. Enjoy your worm meat Wolfwood.]
[Are you guys about to fuck in Wolfwood's memories because that would be really funny-
Wolfwood, meanwhile, still seems completely oblivious as he leans forward and grabs one of the skewers they made, not hesitating at all to start eating the tough meat. It's not good, in fact one would wager it's pretty bad actually, but Wolfwood hasn't eaten a decent meal in days so this may as well be five star cuisine as far as he's concerned.]
Whatever you say...just don't think you're gonna pull the wool over my eyes, if that's what you're tryin' to get me alone for. You'd end up regrettin' it, trust me.
[Ain would jump him in his brain. Honestly he probably will. When Wolfwood wakes up from the Arbor-induced hallucinations he's going to realise that he got brainjumped by Ain and had gay marital lovemaking with Flamebringer all in the span of probably like three hours of memory sharing. That's going to go great when coupled with the trauma of Ain's general existence in the past life and also the trauma of his existence in his current life. Aka: Horny and sad, at the same time!]
Aww, I'm a nice boy~. I don't do mean things to anybody, unless they're mean first. [Squishes Wolfwood's cheeks in his hand, and then... okay fine he will Try this worm meat. Fine. FINE!]
[Wolfwood is going to have the weirdest experience once he comes out of this memory. Like, he's going to be horny, but also cry? Not exactly a winning combination, there.
Ah well. At least for now, he gets to enjoy watching Ain try worm for the first time. Meryl continues to staunchly refuse to do anything with it which hey, suit yourself.]
Tastes like shit, right?
[Wolfwood sneers, ripping off a chunk.]
But the smoke helps. And it's protein, you ain't gettin' this anywhere else.
I think that's an understatement. This is like dumpster-diving for scraps and deciding that you're better off eating the soles of someone's shoes when you can't find anything else.
[Ain is going to be CURSED with this horrendous taste on his tongue for the rest of time, thanks. But he supposes food is food, and he should be grateful in a place like this...
He's going to stretch out across everybody's laps and lay back in the sand as he eats this. Unfortunately, Meryl gets his feet. If she's not eating it means she can be pillow, right?]
[Yeah no she is NOT eating the worm meat, Ain probably saw Wolfwood tease her with it a bit ago and she unsurprisingly wasn't further convinced. She will try to steal her hat back from Ain, though, if he's going to just put his feet in her lap.
Wolfwood, despite the tenuous position he's in at this point in his story, seems genuinely happy for once. Like, that smile on his face isn't forced, which is a rarity to say the least.]
Couldnt'a said it better myself. Dig in, cause we prolly won't have another decent meal for a week.
[Inb4 they immediately burn all the calories off by [redacted] in Roberto's van (do NOT tell Roberto).]
Meryl will easily be able to take her hat back from him, assuming she can reach anyway because Ain is tall and she's getting the feet but y'know— after that round of bullying ends, he'll lay back and eat this nasty-ass food.
It's so gross. It's soooo bad.
Ain, at least, will finish his hunk of meat and try to think about other food, like... ...lollipops he supposes.]
[Everyone eats their fill of the worm (well, everyone except Meryl and probably Roberto who is too busy drinking to bother) and all is well, and eventually the hunters will take their portion of the worm (whether they choose to keep it or sell it Wolfwood could care less) and disappear into the desert night. Vash briefly has a little Melancholy moment (he hasn't eaten since Jenora Rock, you see) before he eventually is convinced to eat, by which point the fire has burnt down to embers and it's time for everyone to hit the hay.
Well...everyone except Wolfwood, who has gotten up and is flicking his lighter as he steps off to have a smoke in private. Though, hard to say if he's just moving away to be courteous (lmao no) or if he's just taking a moment to himself...]
[Ain is going to shake the sand out of his coat by bashing it repeatedly against a rock before he wanders off to find Wolfwood. It's pretty easy; he just has to follow the nasty smell of cigarette smoke. Wolfwood is gross. Somehow, Ain is so attracted to him.
If Wolfwood isn't watching, he's going to get embraced from behind, a little "heehee" leaving Ain's lips.]
[Wolfwood is a little surprised when Ain just Appears out of nowhere and hugs him like that, especially when he hasn't exactly been the favorite of the group (can't imagine why). He raises an arm and looks down at him, his other keeping his cigarette held between his lips as he finishes the pull he was taking from it. He'll exhale slowly into the night, desert air before he says anything.]
Wolfwood's eyes widen, just a fraction, and honestly Ain is so lucky that I HC Wolfwood as being a straight gay man because otherwise this might not have gone over well. Ain can probably sense that though, lbr.
Anyway...this Wolfwood is, of course, far from the more well adjusted(?????) person he is in the Grove in this memory, a lot gruffer, less trusting, prickly and difficult to get along with to a fault. Ain is definitely seeing that first-hand. It's the same way he was when he first got there...but different, too. This is his turf. His home.
And he's got a twink coming on to him.]
...coulda' waited till' we got to JuLai. Fuckin' in the sand is 'bout the worst thing you could do.
[Not him a straight gay... look, they may be sharing memories but the real Ain is used to them having ~a relationship~ and that's bleeding over here. Also he's fruity. Sue him.]
We have a truck, [Ain says, at the same instance truck comes to him just. Out of nowhere, bleedover from the memories again no doubt, though he does stall on the syllables a bit. "Truuuck..." like he's unsure for a moment.] The sand doesn't have to get in the way, does it?
Besides, you won't last through even half a round of me, so I'm not worried about it.
[Wolfwood pivots in the sand, and suddenly reaches out to take Ain's chin in his fingers, though it's less of a coy tilt of his head and more him actively Grabbing his face and turning it up to look at his.]
I have high stamina. And you clearly didn't get the hint the first time, which makes me think you don't, based on the fact that wasn't the first thing that sprang to mind for you~.
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Fine. Guess I'll accept that, for now. Specially since you're gonna let all this worm meat go to waste.
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[Sure king. Sure you are.]
We'll have to go somewhere quiet to make deals like that, though~. [He's going to keep being vague about this like a little goblin for the next 32904 years, sorry Wolfwood. Enjoy your worm meat Wolfwood.]
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Wolfwood, meanwhile, still seems completely oblivious as he leans forward and grabs one of the skewers they made, not hesitating at all to start eating the tough meat. It's not good, in fact one would wager it's pretty bad actually, but Wolfwood hasn't eaten a decent meal in days so this may as well be five star cuisine as far as he's concerned.]
Whatever you say...just don't think you're gonna pull the wool over my eyes, if that's what you're tryin' to get me alone for. You'd end up regrettin' it, trust me.
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Aww, I'm a nice boy~. I don't do mean things to anybody, unless they're mean first. [Squishes Wolfwood's cheeks in his hand, and then... okay fine he will Try this worm meat. Fine. FINE!]
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Ah well. At least for now, he gets to enjoy watching Ain try worm for the first time. Meryl continues to staunchly refuse to do anything with it which hey, suit yourself.]
Tastes like shit, right?
[Wolfwood sneers, ripping off a chunk.]
But the smoke helps. And it's protein, you ain't gettin' this anywhere else.
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[Ain is going to be CURSED with this horrendous taste on his tongue for the rest of time, thanks. But he supposes food is food, and he should be grateful in a place like this...
He's going to stretch out across everybody's laps and lay back in the sand as he eats this. Unfortunately, Meryl gets his feet. If she's not eating it means she can be pillow, right?]
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Wolfwood, despite the tenuous position he's in at this point in his story, seems genuinely happy for once. Like, that smile on his face isn't forced, which is a rarity to say the least.]
Couldnt'a said it better myself. Dig in, cause we prolly won't have another decent meal for a week.
[Inb4 they immediately burn all the calories off by [redacted] in Roberto's van (do NOT tell Roberto).]
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Meryl will easily be able to take her hat back from him, assuming she can reach anyway because Ain is tall and she's getting the feet but y'know— after that round of bullying ends, he'll lay back and eat this nasty-ass food.
It's so gross. It's soooo bad.
Ain, at least, will finish his hunk of meat and try to think about other food, like... ...lollipops he supposes.]
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Well...everyone except Wolfwood, who has gotten up and is flicking his lighter as he steps off to have a smoke in private. Though, hard to say if he's just moving away to be courteous (lmao no) or if he's just taking a moment to himself...]
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If Wolfwood isn't watching, he's going to get embraced from behind, a little "heehee" leaving Ain's lips.]
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Were you waitin' for me to be alone t'do that?
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Yeah~. Didn't you want your payment now? I told you I couldn't pay with money.
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[Wolfwood murmurs, looking over at Ain out of the corner of his eye.]
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[He leans up, puts his chin on Wolfwood's shoulder, and then tilts his head so that he can kiss the corner of the man's mouth.]
Do you get it now? Or do I have to explain?
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Okay yeah now he gets it.
Wolfwood's eyes widen, just a fraction, and honestly Ain is so lucky that I HC Wolfwood as being a straight gay man because otherwise this might not have gone over well. Ain can probably sense that though, lbr.
Anyway...this Wolfwood is, of course, far from the more well adjusted(?????) person he is in the Grove in this memory, a lot gruffer, less trusting, prickly and difficult to get along with to a fault. Ain is definitely seeing that first-hand. It's the same way he was when he first got there...but different, too. This is his turf. His home.
And he's got a twink coming on to him.]
...coulda' waited till' we got to JuLai. Fuckin' in the sand is 'bout the worst thing you could do.
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We have a truck, [Ain says, at the same instance truck comes to him just. Out of nowhere, bleedover from the memories again no doubt, though he does stall on the syllables a bit. "Truuuck..." like he's unsure for a moment.] The sand doesn't have to get in the way, does it?
Besides, you won't last through even half a round of me, so I'm not worried about it.
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[Wolfwood pivots in the sand, and suddenly reaches out to take Ain's chin in his fingers, though it's less of a coy tilt of his head and more him actively Grabbing his face and turning it up to look at his.]
And what makes you so sure about that, huh?
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I have high stamina. And you clearly didn't get the hint the first time, which makes me think you don't, based on the fact that wasn't the first thing that sprang to mind for you~.
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[He tilts Ain's head just a little bit further, then pulls him closer.]
Just cause I ain't been laid in a couple years don't mean I can't hold my own.
[Squeezes his cheeks a little, then lets him go.]
...meet me at the van.