[Who know what doesn't usually happen when Stan talks to himself? He doesn't usually hear anyone talk back to him.
It hits him all at once and he startles even more than he heard a knock at the door. What the fuck?!]
Who's in here?!
[He looks around, squinting to try and see through the flames. He probably looks directly at Loop, but the flames are all kind of a blur. He probably shouldn't have broken his last pair of prescription glasses...but he doesn't see anything really - not anything that's registering as a person anyway.
His hand is on the baseball bat again but he makes himself stuff it into the duffle bag and forces up an uncomfortable laugh.]
Ha! Great, you're losing your mind, Stan! Just in time to go see your estranged brother!
[They freeze up again, staring back at him as they debate whether they should try to calm him down or just deal with the inevitable attack... but he somehow still doesn't notice them? Huh.
... they could probably get away with pretending they're not here for awhile longer, but that is the more slow and boring option, so. They stretch, then lay down to properly lounge on this motel bed like one of your Vaugardian girls.]
Nope! Just your eyesight, apparently.
[If he doesn't notice the blinding light is a person soon they're gonna start taking drastic measures (going through his things and standing in inconvenient places, maybe a poke or two if they're feeling bold).]
[Stan huffs. This is exactly how hearing a voice would go for him, huh.]
Yeah, well. Not all of us have fancy glasses money, y'know!
[It's an actual problem if he's being honest, but his body's always falling apart in one way or another these days. Glasses aren't on the table until he gets his next big break, if that ever comes.
He looks around for a second, trying to spot where the voice is coming from, which is surprisingly difficult. But...there's something dark laying on his bed? He's staring right at it but still half-convinced he's looking at just a shadow or something, so he does the only reasonable thing he can think to do.
He reaches back into the duffel bag for his bat...
...and holds it out, trying to poke whatever that is the way someone might prod a corpse with a stick.]
[They grab the end of the bat with one hand. Level 99, bitch.]
Wow, I actually feel a little sorry for you! Imagine being graced with the presence of a celestial guide, and you can't even behold their divine radiance... Tragic!
[They really are just playing a character at this point, but it's hard not to in this weird situation. They can't just, like, say he's dreaming? Aren't you not supposed to do that kind of thing? But they're already so out of place here, they might as well have some fun with it. Stan probably won't mind.
... well, he won't as long as they don't pry somewhere they shouldn't. But they know about this one! Kind of! So it's fine!!]
Hmmm... okay! I've made up my mind! [regardless of whether he tried to wrestle the bat back or just let them have it, they let go without a second thought.] You're going to go meet your brother, right? You look like you could use some moral support! Call me your all-seeing-eye star! Anything you need, just say the word and I'll do my best!
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[Woah. It's the last thing Stan expected and he tries wrestling it back immediately, and as soon as Loop lets go he falls on his butt from the force of it. But at least he knows someone's there now. Someone...not quite human? At least that answers all the "How'd you get in here?" questions he would normally have though.]
Celestial guide, huh. Where've you been the last ten years then?
[Thankfully it's more sarcastic snark than a sincere question, and he gets up to his feet. This time he doesn't pack the bat though, even though Loop's demonstrated they're very capable of taking it from him. He just feels better holding it, okay? Especially when this star already knows more about him and his brother than he'd ever planned on sharing.]
Anything I need, huh... [He scratches his chin and raises an eyebrow at Loop.] How about a million dollars?
Do you want the winning lottery numbers? Let me think... it should be 3, 9, 27, 33, 52 and 5. There you go! Winning numbers! Don't forget to buy a ticket!
As for where I've been... obviously, the planets weren't aligned until now, silly! We stars can't just pop down to earth whenever we want! What do you take me for, some lowly little meteorite? I need to plan my trips at least a decade in advance, that's just the way that it is~
But enough about me! [sitting up straight, legs crossed, hands clasped] This is your big moment! How are you feeling right now? Nervous? That's a pretty ominous postcard, don't you think?
[Stan scrambles for a pad of paper next to the motel's phone, but unfortunately like everything else in this room it's on fire. Eventually he gives up though, and tosses the pen away. It's not like he can prove the numbers were right.
He raises an eyebrow as the subject changes back to him.]
What? Why does that matter? He actually wrote to me, so he needs me, so I'm gonna go, feelings or no feelings.
[Then, to keep his mind off of feelings he definitely doesn't have he rummages through more of his stuff, trying to make sure he's got everything he could possibly need. He eventually tugs out a pair of black mittens and a black beanie, and shoves them deep in his pockets.]
...Guess it is a big moment though. I mean, you know. Don't wanna fuck it up after all this time.
Right?? You don't want those pesky feelings to make you say something you'll regret! So~ you should sort them all out, with me~
[Just like a rehearsal!! Not that they know how Ford is going to react, but it's better than letting him do whatever the hell he did in his past. Maybe they can direct him towards a better outcome this time around? A nice little what-if.]
Okay, so... you can pretend I'm your brother! Scene: Gravity Falls, Oregon. It's been XX years since we've seen each other, and I've summoned you to my home with an ominous letter. What ever could the reason be?? Is it an apology, a request, or... could it be, I'm in danger? And the only one I thought to call... the one person I knew I could always trust...
You knock on the door... it opens, and there he is. Enter: the Scientist. What's the very first thing you say?
[Alright fine, fine. Enter: Stan Pines, looking awkward and sweaty, and as if he's going to combust on the spot.
He hasn't given it any thought at all. ...Well. Not any serious thought. He's sometimes given it some late-night thought, either because he's lonely or angry or some horrible combination of the two. It always varies between yelling apologies through the door (because obviously Ford would never open it) or pounding on it demanding to know why Ford let his life get ruined over one stupid mistake, or any number of other possibilities.
None of those are really great to just. Say though. What is the actual Normal thing to do?]
...Uh. Hey! How's it hanging, Sixer?
[This beat is uncomfortable for literally everyone who has to sit in it.]
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[Who know what doesn't usually happen when Stan talks to himself? He doesn't usually hear anyone talk back to him.
It hits him all at once and he startles even more than he heard a knock at the door. What the fuck?!]
Who's in here?!
[He looks around, squinting to try and see through the flames. He probably looks directly at Loop, but the flames are all kind of a blur. He probably shouldn't have broken his last pair of prescription glasses...but he doesn't see anything really - not anything that's registering as a person anyway.
His hand is on the baseball bat again but he makes himself stuff it into the duffle bag and forces up an uncomfortable laugh.]
Ha! Great, you're losing your mind, Stan! Just in time to go see your estranged brother!
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... they could probably get away with pretending they're not here for awhile longer, but that is the more slow and boring option, so. They stretch, then lay down to properly lounge on this motel bed like one of your Vaugardian girls.]
Nope! Just your eyesight, apparently.
[If he doesn't notice the blinding light is a person soon they're gonna start taking drastic measures (going through his things and standing in inconvenient places, maybe a poke or two if they're feeling bold).]
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Yeah, well. Not all of us have fancy glasses money, y'know!
[It's an actual problem if he's being honest, but his body's always falling apart in one way or another these days. Glasses aren't on the table until he gets his next big break, if that ever comes.
He looks around for a second, trying to spot where the voice is coming from, which is surprisingly difficult. But...there's something dark laying on his bed? He's staring right at it but still half-convinced he's looking at just a shadow or something, so he does the only reasonable thing he can think to do.
He reaches back into the duffel bag for his bat...
...and holds it out, trying to poke whatever that is the way someone might prod a corpse with a stick.]
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Wow, I actually feel a little sorry for you! Imagine being graced with the presence of a celestial guide, and you can't even behold their divine radiance... Tragic!
[They really are just playing a character at this point, but it's hard not to in this weird situation. They can't just, like, say he's dreaming? Aren't you not supposed to do that kind of thing? But they're already so out of place here, they might as well have some fun with it. Stan probably won't mind.
... well, he won't as long as they don't pry somewhere they shouldn't. But they know about this one! Kind of! So it's fine!!]
Hmmm... okay! I've made up my mind! [regardless of whether he tried to wrestle the bat back or just let them have it, they let go without a second thought.] You're going to go meet your brother, right? You look like you could use some moral support! Call me your all-seeing-eye star! Anything you need, just say the word and I'll do my best!
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Celestial guide, huh. Where've you been the last ten years then?
[Thankfully it's more sarcastic snark than a sincere question, and he gets up to his feet. This time he doesn't pack the bat though, even though Loop's demonstrated they're very capable of taking it from him. He just feels better holding it, okay? Especially when this star already knows more about him and his brother than he'd ever planned on sharing.]
Anything I need, huh... [He scratches his chin and raises an eyebrow at Loop.] How about a million dollars?
[Look. It's Stan. He has to at least try.]
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As for where I've been... obviously, the planets weren't aligned until now, silly! We stars can't just pop down to earth whenever we want! What do you take me for, some lowly little meteorite? I need to plan my trips at least a decade in advance, that's just the way that it is~
But enough about me! [sitting up straight, legs crossed, hands clasped] This is your big moment! How are you feeling right now? Nervous? That's a pretty ominous postcard, don't you think?
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He raises an eyebrow as the subject changes back to him.]
What? Why does that matter? He actually wrote to me, so he needs me, so I'm gonna go, feelings or no feelings.
[Then, to keep his mind off of feelings he definitely doesn't have he rummages through more of his stuff, trying to make sure he's got everything he could possibly need. He eventually tugs out a pair of black mittens and a black beanie, and shoves them deep in his pockets.]
...Guess it is a big moment though. I mean, you know. Don't wanna fuck it up after all this time.
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[Just like a rehearsal!! Not that they know how Ford is going to react, but it's better than letting him do whatever the hell he did in his past. Maybe they can direct him towards a better outcome this time around? A nice little what-if.]
Okay, so... you can pretend I'm your brother! Scene: Gravity Falls, Oregon. It's been XX years since we've seen each other, and I've summoned you to my home with an ominous letter. What ever could the reason be?? Is it an apology, a request, or... could it be, I'm in danger? And the only one I thought to call... the one person I knew I could always trust...
You knock on the door... it opens, and there he is. Enter: the Scientist. What's the very first thing you say?
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[Alright fine, fine. Enter: Stan Pines, looking awkward and sweaty, and as if he's going to combust on the spot.
He hasn't given it any thought at all. ...Well. Not any serious thought. He's sometimes given it some late-night thought, either because he's lonely or angry or some horrible combination of the two. It always varies between yelling apologies through the door (because obviously Ford would never open it) or pounding on it demanding to know why Ford let his life get ruined over one stupid mistake, or any number of other possibilities.
None of those are really great to just. Say though. What is the actual Normal thing to do?]
...Uh. Hey! How's it hanging, Sixer?
[This beat is uncomfortable for literally everyone who has to sit in it.]
It's, um. Been a while! Heh...