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[jesterlies]

[The font is ...oddly very shaky! Though it is trying very hard to look Not That. There are some spiteful flourishes though.]

Would someone KINDLY explain to me why these disgUSTINGGGG sacks of flesh are built to be so COUNTER INTUITIVE and fragile??

IIIIIiiii would like to speak to the

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[beckonsbliss]

Oh dear. Are you one of the Cookies...?

[purevanillacookie]

[ Can you feel his fucking laughter, other-half of his soul? ]

[ephemeralflow]

I did try to warn you.

[Sort of. Vaguely. It counts.]

Whatever did you break, I wonder?

[jesterlies]

MAYBE IF I PUT MYSELF BACK INTO AN OVEN IT WILL FIX THIS AAAAAAWFUL MISTAKE.

[That's a yes.]

[jesterlies]

[He's going to POP YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD OFF YOUR SHOULDERS beloved other half. how DARE you laugh at him.]

[beckonsbliss]

No, honey, that's just going to kill you.

[purevanillacookie]

[ LAUGHING. ]

[jesterlies]

Oooooh, whyever the assumption?? I'll have you knooooooow, that I was minding my own business and this body simply attacked ME.

[jesterlies]

that would be PREFERABLE to whatever witches DAMN affliction i am suffering from right now!!

[ephemeralflow]

Did it now? And how did it manage that? Does even your own body wish dearly to smack you in the face? It would not surprise me!

[beckonsbliss]

Is this your first time being sick?

[ichoosefight]

honestly we humans would like to know too.

something about random chance and natural selection?

anyway welcome to the club

-Steph

[theuniverseleads]

I would've thought a cookie would be more fragile... but I guess I wouldn't know, teehee~

[jesterlies]

I have simply been ABOOOOVE having a body for EONS now, so there is really no reason for me to have to understand such silly trivialities you see!!

[beckonsbliss]

Except now you are not above such things. Welcome to being mortal once more.

[leggierissimo]

Wow. I never would have guessed there might be a Karen Cookie. But I guess there's something for everything, hm?

[purevanillacookie]

[ Vanilla tattles because it's funny and he's not too worried that Shadow Milk is gonna keel over and die. ]

He decided he needed to taste test various things like blood stains, in a very old abandoned building.

He has a tummy ache, I'm afraid.

[lilyberation]

( ... )

Please drop by the clinic. I'll have some medicine for him to take ready.

[ephemeralflow]

[Fortunately, Timekeeper finds this too funny to be annoyed that Vanilla is butting in.]

My, it seems like "Knowledge" does not necessarily include common sense! Whoever would have guessed? [As if she can talk.] I suppose he should consider himself lucky to have you there, to ensure that it is an ache and nothing more.

[Honestly though? She's halfway to just coming over to tease Shadow Milk in person. If he's whining to the netbook like this, the in-person melodrama must be phenomenal.]

[purevanillacookie]

Alas, even if it was anything more than a mere ache, I would not be able to heal him! And given it is an ache and nothing more, I am inclined to let him suffer just a little to learn his lesson about keeping his tongue off of odd stains!

[ Please go tease him in person. ]

[purevanillacookie]

[ ... Let him suffer vs see his ex-wife vs giving her room still vs see his ex-wife...

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

There is no truly no need, I can mix something up if it becomes dire, but he is merely mostly grousing.

[lilyberation]

Vanny, what all did he sample in?

[quirkynote]

I, too, would've licked that.

[jesterlies]

FINALLY someone of culture.

[purevanillacookie]

[ Sobbing... HIS BABY GIRL!! ]

Oh, sweetheart, no, it's not healthy.

[ For his daughter, SM is fine. ]