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[jesterlies]

[The font is ...oddly very shaky! Though it is trying very hard to look Not That. There are some spiteful flourishes though.]

Would someone KINDLY explain to me why these disgUSTINGGGG sacks of flesh are built to be so COUNTER INTUITIVE and fragile??

IIIIIiiii would like to speak to the

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[beckonsbliss]

Oh dear. Are you one of the Cookies...?

[jesterlies]

MAYBE IF I PUT MYSELF BACK INTO AN OVEN IT WILL FIX THIS AAAAAAWFUL MISTAKE.

[That's a yes.]

[beckonsbliss]

No, honey, that's just going to kill you.

[jesterlies]

that would be PREFERABLE to whatever witches DAMN affliction i am suffering from right now!!

[purevanillacookie]

[ Can you feel his fucking laughter, other-half of his soul? ]

[jesterlies]

[He's going to POP YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD OFF YOUR SHOULDERS beloved other half. how DARE you laugh at him.]

[purevanillacookie]

[ LAUGHING. ]

[ephemeralflow]

I did try to warn you.

[Sort of. Vaguely. It counts.]

Whatever did you break, I wonder?

[jesterlies]

Oooooh, whyever the assumption?? I'll have you knooooooow, that I was minding my own business and this body simply attacked ME.

[ephemeralflow]

Did it now? And how did it manage that? Does even your own body wish dearly to smack you in the face? It would not surprise me!

[purevanillacookie]

[ Vanilla tattles because it's funny and he's not too worried that Shadow Milk is gonna keel over and die. ]

He decided he needed to taste test various things like blood stains, in a very old abandoned building.

He has a tummy ache, I'm afraid.

[ichoosefight]

honestly we humans would like to know too.

something about random chance and natural selection?

anyway welcome to the club

-Steph

[jesterlies]

[ichoosefight]

I want that on a shirt, sparkles and all.

Small tip, if you want your body to be nice to you, you need to be nice to it first. They kinda get the final say.

[jesterlies]

What's your approximate location, kid.

Souuunds fake, but okay! Can't say I'm super happy about silly little things like LIMITATIONS and CONSEQUENCES, but here we are I GUESS!!

[theuniverseleads]

I would've thought a cookie would be more fragile... but I guess I wouldn't know, teehee~

[jesterlies]

Cookies don't have to worry about their insides trying to claw their way out of them when testing a substance for science!!!

[theuniverseleads]

Really?? Is there no substance in the world that's harmful to cookies? Not even explosives or razors or a deadly acid??

[jesterlies]

What kind of horror show are you used to living in, dear reader? Good heavens!! We're cookies! Come now.

[leggierissimo]

Wow. I never would have guessed there might be a Karen Cookie. But I guess there's something for everything, hm?

[jesterlies]

Oooooh, someone fancies themselves a cOMEDIAN!!

Turn on your location, dear reader. I just want to taaaaaaaalk~

[leggierissimo]

Oh, but that would be too easy, wouldn't it?

Why don't we play a little game? If you can find me, then we can talk all you want.

[magicalsplashflare]

!!!!!!! hey! Do you have another blue sparkly pen like that?! I'll trade you a pink one for it!!!!!!

[jesterlies]

It's aaaaall magic kid, I'm above silly things like having to write by hand, you see!

[Its the only reason he's able to update this journal in the state he's in frankly.]

[magicalsplashflare]

Oh! I don't have magic like that, I don't think...? Could you teach me? If it's super hard or you don't wanna, I'd totally understand! I just think it's really cool!