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[jesterlies]

[The font is ...oddly very shaky! Though it is trying very hard to look Not That. There are some spiteful flourishes though.]

Would someone KINDLY explain to me why these disgUSTINGGGG sacks of flesh are built to be so COUNTER INTUITIVE and fragile??

IIIIIiiii would like to speak to the

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[leggierissimo]

Wow. I never would have guessed there might be a Karen Cookie. But I guess there's something for everything, hm?

[jesterlies]

Oooooh, someone fancies themselves a cOMEDIAN!!

Turn on your location, dear reader. I just want to taaaaaaaalk~

[leggierissimo]

Oh, but that would be too easy, wouldn't it?

Why don't we play a little game? If you can find me, then we can talk all you want.

[jesterlies]

A game of hide and seek? Oooh, how quaint.

I hope you won't regreeeet that~

[leggierissimo]

Oh, I never regret a good game.

Good luck~ I'm looking forward to it.

[jesterlies]

Olly olly oxen freeeee~

[And then he chugged dish soap instead and PV had to call poison control on him. Hope you didn't spend too long hiding.]