Mephisto Catch-All

[menophesto]

Who: Mephisto and You!
What: Various Top Levels for this + next month
When: March-April
Where: The Grove
Warnings: Will come up where applicable, but body horror, violence, and missing limbs are likely.

Comments

[oleaeuropaea]

aw don't you worry i'll have plenty more cooked up for you soon enough!
what kind of flavor do you prefer? goofy silly? physical comedy?

[menophesto]

Slapstick cartoon.

[oleaeuropaea]

oh oh oh! i'm the best at that!

[lupusxylem]

[After doing a quick skim of the post-]

Don't humor him.

Sounds like a sassy lost child who wants to see if you'll do tricks for his amusement.

[oleaeuropaea]

but what if i want to do tricks for his amusement?

[lupusxylem]

Vash

[menophesto]

I say let him live his dreams!! I’ll go easy on him, probably! :)

[lupusxylem]

Uh huh. You definitely won't watch him dance and you WON'T enjoy every second of it.

[menophesto]

“Dance”? You haven’t seen a slapstick cartoon, have you?

[lupusxylem]

And you ain't ever heard the phrase "dancing for your amusement", clearly.

[menophesto]

Hmm, fair enough. Sounds like a Leithanian phrase. Not somewhere I've been to.

Still, you have my word I'll return him to you mostly unscathed, okay~?

[lupusxylem]

I trust Vash to be able to take care of himself.
Just watch yourself, punk. You mess with him, you're messing with me.

[menophesto]

A two for one special!!! How delightful.

I recognize your handwriting vaguely. You're Flamebringer's, right?

:)

[lupusxylem]

[Wolfwood is like literally growling at the paper it's pathetic.]

What do you MEAN
Who the fuck even are you? Do you know him??

[menophesto]

:)

[ That's it, that's all you get. ]

[lupusxylem]

[Wolfwood is writing so hard on the paper that you can, like, see where the ink is bleeding-]

answer me you little SHIT

[menophesto]

Respectfully, I decline~

[lupusxylem]

Disrespectfully, where the fuck are you

[menophesto]

The Inn~

If you need me to wait in the lobby that’s no problem.

[oleaeuropaea]

you're no fun!
oh! do you wanna hog all my silly for yourself?
is that it?

[lupusxylem]

Oh come on
itd be one thing if it were in innocent fun
but im pretty sure judging by this post this kid is the type that would stand there and laugh if he saw you fall off a cliff instead of doing anything

[oleaeuropaea]

ok i hear you
and i appreciate you.
but back when we met i'm pretty sure you would have stood there and laughed if i fell off a cliff too

[lupusxylem]

Well...yeah.
But that's different.

[Is it???]

[oleaeuropaea]

Are you suuuure about that? ;)

[lupusxylem]

as sure as anything ive ever been sure about

[He said, like a liar]