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[jesterlies]

It is I, your ever lovable jester and clown, Shadow Milk Cookie! I've come to you all for a veeeeery important announcement!

We have a new resident! Some of you may have met him already! His name is Pavlova Cookie and he is an adorable, sweet little cherub who loves romance and gossip. He also happens to be my SON, so I expect that you will all treat him with kindness and respect and make him feel at home in our little prison.

Because if I find out that anyone has mistreated him, you will for the mercy of the Forest!

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[notsonewbie]

COOKIES CAN LAY EGGS?

[eidxiety]

I assume they're born via dough-ball laid by ovipositor yeah ^^

[notsonewbie]

THEY WHAT????

[eidxiety]

Well, think about it. When cookies are baked they start as little dough balls, right? And then you lovingly shape them. (Is this offensive to cookies?? Sorry :( )

But cookies are sentient. Where do you think the dough balls come from?

[notsonewbie]

HOW ABOUT FLOUR AND EGGS AND OTHER BITS? It's called BAKING!

[eidxiety]

Yeah the eggs is what they're laying ^^ Keep up Ms. Photographer~

[notsonewbie]

Not like that!!!

Do I seriously need to show you how to make cookies?

ALSO! My name is Meryl!! Not Ms. Photographer!

[eidxiety]

Oh, one of my partners runs the bakery :O But I'm also a notoriously bad cook (we're working on it)... so I guess? What kinds of cookies do they even have where you and Nikolaus are from? Are they made of worm :O

[notsonewbie]

No! They're not made of worms!
They're made of Plant Matter!
Anyway, come over in 20 minutes and I'll show you how it's done.

[lilyberation]

Those who are more bestial may be able to but I am metaphorically drawing an arrow to my above explanation as the general basis of cookie reproduction.

Please don't listen to noncookies about this...

[notsonewbie]

Respectfully, until he called Wolfwood Niklaus I had no idea who I was speaking to. I'm a professional, don't get me wrong, but it still takes time to match handwriting, you know!