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[jesterlies]

It is I, your ever lovable jester and clown, Shadow Milk Cookie! I've come to you all for a veeeeery important announcement!

We have a new resident! Some of you may have met him already! His name is Pavlova Cookie and he is an adorable, sweet little cherub who loves romance and gossip. He also happens to be my SON, so I expect that you will all treat him with kindness and respect and make him feel at home in our little prison.

Because if I find out that anyone has mistreated him, you will for the mercy of the Forest!

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[notthislife]

Oh, is this the circus I was told about?
Should I tell you about what I did to the last mime I met? Or do you want to guess?

[jesterlies]

But of course! If there are any circuses out there without me involved they're surely BORING and not worth the time~!

You should, I'm on the edge of my seat. Spin me a tale, and I will tell you if I have done worse!

[notthislife]

Keep telling yourself that.

Let's see. The mime decided to build a wall. Excellent wall builders, they are. And I broke said wall down, and beat it to a bloody pulp until I stole the hair it was wearing.
How about that?

[notsonewbie]

... cookies can have kids?

[jesterlies]

We wouldn't get very far as a species otherwise would we? After all almost all cookies are destined to a sad fate of becoming stale and crumbly. Oh the tragedy!

[notsonewbie]

So, what. Do you guys just. squirt. frosting? on each other? And it grows?

No, that stupid.

[eidxiety]

Congratulations on laying an egg Mr. Clown ^^ I met your son and he's my friend, I hope you don't mind~

[notsonewbie]

COOKIES CAN LAY EGGS?

[eidxiety]

I assume they're born via dough-ball laid by ovipositor yeah ^^

[lilyberation]

Those who are more bestial may be able to but I am metaphorically drawing an arrow to my above explanation as the general basis of cookie reproduction.

Please don't listen to noncookies about this...

[lovelyredthread]

Cookies are baked, Mr. Bleeding Heart.

[eidxiety]

Only after they hatch though ^^ Where do you think the raw dough comes from, Mr. Sweetheart?

[jesterlies]

Thank you very much, Sir Green Bean! I made him all on my own, I am very proud!

Oh?? Something tells me the two of you would get on like a house on fire, mhehehe! I will allow it~

[eidxiety]

He's a very nice kid, haha. He reminds me of a friend from home who is also pink and cheerful~.

Don't worry, I'm going to make him nice clothes and stuff like I did for you. ^^ We made pottery together too.

[lovelyredthread]

I don't think I'm worth making a whole announcement over but hi dad!
Love the pictures.

[jesterlies]

Hello, Little Cherub.

You certainly are! It's important to give proper warning. That way nooooo one can be upset if I have to crumble someone should anything happen to you~!

[lovelyredthread]

I'm strong enough that I don't think that'll be a problem! I haven't gotten to show you how good I've gotten at archery yet have I?

[foreversembrace]

If you're really that worried about him maybe don't let him just go wandering into the Forest unsupervised.

Just saying.

[jesterlies]

HE WHAT

[lovelyredthread]

[ BETRAYAL! ]

I didn't go that far in! And I had my bow, I was fine!

It's no worse than Beast-Yeast and I protect the whole garden...

[foreversembrace]

He went in the forest, didn’t you read what I just said?

[nitrotempered]

[ Bakugo sad because he can't fight him for fun now?!?!?! ]

Lame, he needs protection from daddy and can't handle things himself?

[lovelyredthread]

I don't need the protection, my dad just cares about me staying safe. There's a difference.

[nitrotempered]

Still lame. I'd punch my dad if he did that.

NOT HERE

[lilyberation]

( bakugo will soon feel the strong aura of motherly disappointment. )