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[jesterlies]

It is I, your ever lovable jester and clown, Shadow Milk Cookie! I've come to you all for a veeeeery important announcement!

We have a new resident! Some of you may have met him already! His name is Pavlova Cookie and he is an adorable, sweet little cherub who loves romance and gossip. He also happens to be my SON, so I expect that you will all treat him with kindness and respect and make him feel at home in our little prison.

Because if I find out that anyone has mistreated him, you will for the mercy of the Forest!

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[notsonewbie]

UGH just answer the question!!

[lilyberation]

Before the Witches, our creators, confiscated the means to do so, we were able to bake our own offspring with similar methods as to how they made us.

Now we are able to break off a piece of our dough, allowing for one or more parents, and infuse it with life powder to make a child. It takes a lot to recover from, but it is well worth it. :)

[jesterlies]

Always with the boring answers, Guardian. Won't you let me have a bit of fun?

[lilyberation]

Biology is one of my special interests.

[jesterlies]

This is the least surprising thing you could have said to me.

[lilyberation]

I can't help it!

[jesterlies]

Ooooh, goodness me, how am I to remain upset when you ruined my fun unknowingly rather than intentionally like I had planned!

How charming.

[lilyberation]

I would apologize but I can't.

( ... she seems flustered from where she's sitting though. )

[jesterlies]

And neither will I! Sir green Bean made this entry far more entertaining than I could have ever hoped!

[He will simply not call attention to it. But he Sees.]

[lilyberation]

I'm glad you're entertaining yourself, I suppose.

[lovelyredthread]

Hehe, I love love and all but you might wanna keep the flirting out of the books~
♡♡♡

[jesterlies]

[The HORRIBLE screech Shadow Milk makes before he literally throws himself into the Other-Realm.]

[HE WAS NOT FLIRTING!!!!!!]

[lilyberation]

( FLUSTERED SQUEAK?! )

[notsonewbie]

Seems like a lot of dedication for a kid.
Then again so is growing one for nine months.

Thank you for the actual answer.

[lilyberation]

Well, if you aren't going to love your child, you aren't going to put that deliberate effort and sacrifice into it, are you?

That is an optimistic view of it I know but let me have this for right now.

[jesterlies]

The cookie stork brings them to us, obviously, did you think we did something weird like you mammalian creatures? Disguuuuusting!!

[notsonewbie]

How the heck was I supposed to know what cookies did! I didn't even know cookies could TALK until a few days ago!

[jesterlies]

Weeeeeeeelcome to the Grove! You're now plagued by the horrible Knowledge that there's a world out there where your baked good are sentient!

Not that any of us take it personal that the people here partake in the bakery and cafe here, of course. Hehe.