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[jesterlies]

It is I, your ever lovable jester and clown, Shadow Milk Cookie! I've come to you all for a veeeeery important announcement!

We have a new resident! Some of you may have met him already! His name is Pavlova Cookie and he is an adorable, sweet little cherub who loves romance and gossip. He also happens to be my SON, so I expect that you will all treat him with kindness and respect and make him feel at home in our little prison.

Because if I find out that anyone has mistreated him, you will for the mercy of the Forest!

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[lovelyredthread]

[Somehow this is what clues him in he's fucking around. Huff.]

Well you'd have to ask my dad. I definitely wouldn't remember.

[eidxiety]

Okay wait I have a legitimate question :O

Where I'm from there's a superstition that your blood type determines your personality. I think you guys call blood "jam" or "jelly" or something like that?? Anyway, is there a belief that what your dough or jam or jelly is made of determines your personality somehow?

[lovelyredthread]

Oh, that kind of thing was more flavor oriented than jam. Like more bitter-flavored cookies were more prone to being aloof than others. Things like that.

[eidxiety]

Ooh :O

One more question, do you guys also have star signs? Like Gemini and stuff? People think that also determines your personality.

[lovelyredthread]

Um. Maybe? I know other cookies could see the stars, but it was always daytime in the Garden of Delights. I don't know anything about that.