sticksandbones | 003 | Dark and Personal

Tell me someone has managed to find a hair dresser in this damn place.
Merde, I'll settle for a can of paint at this point.
It's an emergency.

Perhaps you should be the one with your nose in a book.
Your insults need work.

I'm not insulting you I'm calling you an old man, dumbass, don't act like one if you aren't one?

And go read a fucking book to cut your hair.

Paper might be sharp enough to cut skin, but I doubt a book will help me cut my hair. ;)

[ Bakugo looking at the book with the most deranged - what the fuck is he saying??? ]

What the fuck are you even saying? Are you mid stroke?

Because... because... papercuts...? And you told me to cut my hair with a book -?
It was funny, trust me.

Fuck you.

[ And that's Bakugo leaving the conversation!!! ]

[If Bakugo is anywhere near the inn, he's going to hear some raucous, old man laughter. Oops.]