stupid netbook post feat. Elsword

[friendshipbeams]

[ For those of you who have seen Genesis Elsword's horrible, child-like handwriting and atrocious spelling, you may be unsurpsied to find out this new Elboy is Not Much Better. Perhaps even worse! ]

Hi! I hav sum info for the new peepul who got here.

1. ms. Yedaler will give u a new notebook if u loos yors, but try not to loos it
2. the big scary monstr lady is not a monstr and she eats flowurs. be nice to her. her name is moder.
3. dont go out in the forrest with out going to see the store. theres stuff there to guide u saftly thru the forrest :)
4. visit ain at the tayler shop! he makes close!
5. i am elsword and if u need help or need to fite sumthing or spar let me no :)

Comments

[thebladebringstheflame]

[It's like talking to Wis'adel...]

you literally live across the hall from me and we haven't sparred yet?? consider this an invite to slug me whenever you want.

[friendshipbeams]

i dont no abowt "slug", but i hav seen yor sword!!! r u any good wif it? :P

[thebladebringstheflame]

two swords actually. i would hope so considering how many generals i slew with just one. i only take the big one out when i get serious. usually i don't spar for fun, but this place is so goddamn boring half the time that i need a living whetstone.

[friendshipbeams]

y do u need a living one do u not no how to yoos one? i can sho u. i am reely good at propurr sword care

[thebladebringstheflame]

living ones squirm more :)

[friendshipbeams]

DO U MAKE YOR WHETSTONES SQUIRM?????

[ That's not how you use them!!!!! Please take care of your swords!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[thebladebringstheflame]

yeah when they're people :)

[friendshipbeams]

Yor poor swords ): pleese take better care of them i am going to go and investigayt

they better not be damajed or i will be upset

[thebladebringstheflame]

they're in immaculate condition. have to be since i wield fire. trust me kid i know what i'm doing

[lupusxylem]

yeah thats me im people

[thebladebringstheflame]

hey whetstone ;)

Cute round writing

[love_swan]

Elsword-san! :D

Hello, this is Aira, how have you been?

[friendshipbeams]

Aira!

[ "Was the big exclamation point necessary?" Yes. ]

I do not like that sercuss that showd up. :( but other then that i am gud!!!! i hoop u r staying sayf to. if u need sumone to keep u compenny u juss let me no

[love_swan]

[ He was in fact not safe at all actually. ]

I stayed in the Grove, but... well creatures found their way here anyway. I'm fine now at least?

I'm glad you're okay though- are your friends alright? We should hang out sometime!

[friendshipbeams]

Ain is doing okay!

[ He doesn't know where Add went, though. :( He doesn't really want to be Sad(tm) though, so he leaves it there. ]

we shood. do u like to 🎣????? we cood do that :)

[love_swan]

I've gone fishing before but I'm not very good at it. I wouldn't mind going fishing with you though!

[eidxiety]

[With his i's dotted with hearts as always:]


💚 ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚 ❤️
Elsword~~ I love you SOOO so much~
💚 ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚 ❤️ 💚 ❤️

[friendshipbeams]

[ Oh wow!!!! Okay! He's gonna go steal Ain's red pen so he can draw a messy red heart next to this. It's not clean, but he did his best. ]

[eidxiety]

[mmfehhrghGHGHGHGHhghHHHHHHHHHH HE NEEEEEEEEEEDS THIS MAN RAAAAAA

gripping the desk.]

Elswooooord~ let's go on a date some time. Okay?

[friendshipbeams]

o! shur! how do we start doing that? shoold i breng u flowurs or is that weird becuz u hav a greenhaus?

[eidxiety]

Haha, it's not my greenhouse... technically. I think it's okay to get me flowers ^^

[friendshipbeams]

[ Ehem. Okay then. Elsword is going to go to said greenhouse and pick a few flowers from there. Specifically ones that seem to be plentiful or on vines or blocking sunlight from others or some such, as he doesn't want to mess anything up. But he's absolutely going to head back to the tailor shop after with a messily tied bouquet of too many types of flowers. It's not very aesthetic, but that doesn't mean it's not pretty, at least?? ]

Ain! I am... here to officially ask to go out on a date with me!

[ He's got his free hand on his chest and puffing it out and everything, like he's proclaiming that he's going to, like, slay a dragon or some shit. This is not how you ask someone out on a date. ]

[eidxiety]

[This is not helping Ain's current Insanity. Ohhh he is having a heart attack, sitting here and looking at Elsword and blushing from ear to ear. He loves you SO MUCH dude you don't even know—]

Woww~. They're so cute! Haha, should I tuck one into my hair, do you think?

[Flipping the tailor shop to closed... stepping outside...]

I accept, by the way.

[...where are they fucking going.]

[outofsynth]

6. The store doesn't take regular money so it's not as hard to afford the things you need, but if you're new and need help getting started there are plenty of people would be happy to help.

[tempurahair]

2. Do you mean with the hands? I would have thought she was a demon flesh eating creature, if I had not been warned otherwise!

[He is doing so well on checking himself with the d-word!]