stupid netbook post feat. Elsword

[friendshipbeams]

[ For those of you who have seen Genesis Elsword's horrible, child-like handwriting and atrocious spelling, you may be unsurpsied to find out this new Elboy is Not Much Better. Perhaps even worse! ]

Hi! I hav sum info for the new peepul who got here.

1. ms. Yedaler will give u a new notebook if u loos yors, but try not to loos it
2. the big scary monstr lady is not a monstr and she eats flowurs. be nice to her. her name is moder.
3. dont go out in the forrest with out going to see the store. theres stuff there to guide u saftly thru the forrest :)
4. visit ain at the tayler shop! he makes close!
5. i am elsword and if u need help or need to fite sumthing or spar let me no :)

Comments

[thebladebringstheflame]

pretty easy actually. first when you behead them there should be a sharp vertebrae left over and then y--------------

[The pen scrawl goes off the page as Ezell drags Flamebringer away.....]

[tempurahair]

FRIENDS I BELIEVE HE HAS BEEN BEHEADED.

[ezellotry]

You'd see more blood splatters on the paper.

Unfortunately, he just has a fiancé.

[tempurahair]

FIANCE?!

I HOPE YOU GIVE HIM HELL FOR HIS BEHAVIOR THEN! NO MAN SHOULD SPEAK THIS WAY WHEN HE IS ALREADY COMMITTED. YOU HAVE MY SINCEREST OF APOLOGIES FOR MY ENCOURAGEMENT!!!

[ezellotry]

Oh, I do not mind him flirting. We are in an open relationship.

It's the threats and the violence I mind...

[tempurahair]

...?
Open relationship?

[ezellotry]

Non-monogamous, essentially.

[tempurahair]

???????

[ezellotry]

Flamebringer and I can pursue romantic affections with others so long as we continue to communicate with each other what our intentions are and stay loyal and trusting to one another.

[tempurahair]

Ah! So you are like my colleague! He has far too many wives for his own good!
How do you manage that? It seems very... difficult to split your attention in so many ways!

[ezellotry]

Trust, mostly. Beyond that, I just have particularly good time management skills.

...

I also rely heavily on caffeine.

[tempurahair]

AHAHAHA
YES I CAN ONLY IMAGINE.
This one alone has quite a bit of energy!

[eidxiety]

Ezell is my fiancé too~

[tempurahair]

Incredible! So you each individually engage with others romantically?
And you have no issues with trust or anything like that?

[eidxiety]

I'm not looking for more partners currently, but yes, essentially.

I don't have issues with trusting them to do their own things. My only personal stipulation is that people I'm partnered with feel the same for me as I feel for them, and don't play favourites. I think that's pretty standard for polyamorous relationships though~. I would get pretty upset if someone lied about how much they cared for me, or led me on, or something like that, just like any monogamous relationship.

Does all of that make sense? :O

[tempurahair]

Did you reach a point of having too many? How many is too many? I was under the impression that my colleague with three wives would surely not be able to handle, but perhaps they were all... engaging with one another simultaneously!

But yes, it does make sense! Thank you for taking the time!

[eidxiety]

More that I have more dead partners than living ones at this point so I'm a bit over it :O There are other factors that went into that decision too that almost feel worse to talk about, but that's not for here on Elsword's helpful post~.

[tempurahair]

My apologies for trodding on such a sensitive topic. I have seen first hand how the death of a partner can shatter one's soul. That you have lost more than one is truly unimaginable. You have my sympathy tenfold, my friend.

[thebladebringstheflame]

my hot fiancé who i love very much and am making dinner for :)

["I am in trouble and therefore I am making food like a good boy"]

[ezellotry]

I appreciate it my love.

[ Two steps removed from saying good boy in public- ]