[001] Netbook

[namuthing]

[At some point, who knows how many days or weeks into the Roseroot Incident™️, anyone who's been paying attention to the Netbooks will be greeted with a... rather colorful message. It's hastily scrawled, probably slightly misspelled but... hey, it's legible enough.]

this sucks this sucks this FUCKING SUCKS
seriously, do you assholes live like this?!
tell me at least one of you has found a way out of this nightmare.

Comments

[namuthing]

yyyyeah i never did any of that.
whoops.

[lyricistdontmiss]

Oh my god you missed out on like a WHOLE social experience

I'm going to teach you so many things, just you wait. You're gonna have a BLAST! Because Zoey's Simulated High School experience will NOT include bullies.

[namuthing]

i -
i never agreed to that!!

[lyricistdontmiss]

Aww, cmon! It'll be fun! I promise!

[namuthing]

i don't -
uh...

[lyricistdontmiss]

Tell you what, you can just try it once and if you don't like it, you don't have to do it again! No catch!

Besides, it would be nice to make some new friends! I'm still new here.

1/2

[namuthing]

[namuthing]

i'm not
good with people. you should find someone else.

[Girls specifically but... He's not going to call that part out, thanks.]

[lyricistdontmiss]

[ Aww. He's adorable. ]

Hey, no stress! The offer is always open if you ever change your mind.

[namuthing]

... good to know.
if we survive this place, maybe i'll take you up on it.

... thanks.

[lyricistdontmiss]

Of course! No problem! (＠＾◡＾)

My name is Zoey!

[namuthing]

...genya.
don't get killed or anything, zoey.

[lyricistdontmiss]

I'll do my best!

And I was joking when I said I hope something eats you earlier. I super do NOT hope something eats you. Please be safe!!

[namuthing]

don't worry, i usually do the eating.

[This lingers on the page for a second, before Genya frantically crosses it out.]

got it.
and uh... sorry i called you gross.

[lyricistdontmiss]

[ dude are you good ]

Hey, no worries! We all learn something new every day. (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

[namuthing]

[Not even a little.]

yeah. guess you do.
thanks for teaching me, then.

[lyricistdontmiss]

You're so welcome!

Let me know if you need anything, yeah?

[namuthing]

... sure.
you, uh. you too.