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sticksandbones2026-02-19 11:49 am
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IMMORTAL PEOPLE ROOF JUMPIES LOG
Who: All the immortal people
What: All the immortal bitches jumping off the inn roof for fun and points
When: End of the monthish
Where: Inn roof
Warnings: i mean, it's a bunch of formerly-dead idiots throwing themselves off a building, so.
[There is a long ladder propped against the outer wall of the inn, leading up several stories to the sloped roof, where the snow has largely been cleared away both by the amount of Woodcrawlers formerly on top of it and Flamebringer himself. Inside the inn is an explanation: a note taped to the wall with Flamebringer's shitty handwriting reading, COME JUMP OFF THE ROOF IF YOU'RE IMMORTAL, which can surely only mean good things.
Right?
Yeah, right.
A scoring system is attached.
NORMAL JUMP = 5 POINTS
SWAN DIVE = 10 POINTS
BELLY FLOP = 30 POINTS
BACKFLIP OR FRONT FLIP AND YOU DON'T STICK THE LANDING = 20 POINTS
THE ABOVE BUT YOU *DO* STICK THE LANDING = 50 POINTS
KILL A WOODCRAWLER OR FAKE PERSON ON YOUR WAY DOWN = 100 POINTS
ARGUE WITH ME ABOUT THE POINTS SYSTEM = -50 POINTS AND I STUFF YOU IN THE CHIMNEY AND SET YOU ON FIRE
There are no snacks provided. You will come up onto the roof and play roof jumpies or you will go back inside. Flamebringer throws terrible parties.]
What: All the immortal bitches jumping off the inn roof for fun and points
When: End of the monthish
Where: Inn roof
Warnings: i mean, it's a bunch of formerly-dead idiots throwing themselves off a building, so.
[There is a long ladder propped against the outer wall of the inn, leading up several stories to the sloped roof, where the snow has largely been cleared away both by the amount of Woodcrawlers formerly on top of it and Flamebringer himself. Inside the inn is an explanation: a note taped to the wall with Flamebringer's shitty handwriting reading, COME JUMP OFF THE ROOF IF YOU'RE IMMORTAL, which can surely only mean good things.
Right?
Yeah, right.
A scoring system is attached.
NORMAL JUMP = 5 POINTS
SWAN DIVE = 10 POINTS
BELLY FLOP = 30 POINTS
BACKFLIP OR FRONT FLIP AND YOU DON'T STICK THE LANDING = 20 POINTS
THE ABOVE BUT YOU *DO* STICK THE LANDING = 50 POINTS
KILL A WOODCRAWLER OR FAKE PERSON ON YOUR WAY DOWN = 100 POINTS
ARGUE WITH ME ABOUT THE POINTS SYSTEM = -50 POINTS AND I STUFF YOU IN THE CHIMNEY AND SET YOU ON FIRE
There are no snacks provided. You will come up onto the roof and play roof jumpies or you will go back inside. Flamebringer throws terrible parties.]
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...
This reminds me of a spring festival game we would play in my village. The adults would hold a cloth taut like a trampoline, but full of flowers... and we would jump in it from above, where they'd bounce us around until we got to the edge, after which we would have our choice of what to do next.
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[Well, they're not, the greenhouses are in... some shape, but still. Not all of them are dead! The ones outside though are definitely dead.]
Guess we're just gonna have to jump into the snow. This is shit we'd do in Kazdel as kids when it snowed, except the roof was shorter and usually had holes in it. I went through the roof once when I took a far step back and nearly broke my ankle. I was probably seven.
[what the fuck]