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[mooninthewater]

Hello! I have a hypothetical for you all!

You wake up one day, and you're in the middle of a deep, round hole, surrounded by sand. You cannot see over the edges, and it's hard to climb out, due to the whole "round" and "sand" thing.

What do you do?

Comments

[mooninthewater]

You can put your face in the sand, sure!

Before you do, though, you hear a voice. It's coming from your pocket!!! You hear "Hello?"

What do you do?

[lotusflower]

i reach into my pocket and turn my golem off jesus christ

[mooninthewater]

A what-

No! It's a mobile phone! It doesn't seem to turn off! It doesn't seem like it's... on? There's just a voice!

She sounds nice!

[lotusflower]

i have no clue what your telling me what the fuck is a mobile phone

i bury the mobile phone ???

[mooninthewater]

You hear, louder:

"HELLO??? YOU WITH THE PHONE?????"

[lotusflower]

shes in the sand now

i stick my head in the sand and die

[lyricistdontmiss]

RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE

[lotusflower]

unforchunatly for you i died so i cant hear this

[mooninthewater]

Oh no! There's so much air in the sand! You're totally fine, actually~

[lotusflower]

FUCK COME ON

[lyricistdontmiss]

you're reading it right now don't give me that you're not dead at all!!

and if you were I'd find a way to bring you back to life so I could say it again!

like to your face and stuff!

[lotusflower]

ok fine

im a gost

i pozess you. do i win yet

[lyricistdontmiss]

ew no??? without consent??? bestie it is 2025 we don't take someone's body without consent

[lotusflower]

ITS 1897 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[lyricistdontmiss]

oh my god you're old

[lotusflower]

IM NINE

[lyricistdontmiss]

wow a real victorian child

buddy did you like miss naptime or something???

[lotusflower]

[He appreciates that Zoey didn't ask questions about that because it flew from his hands before he could stop it—]

didnt you know? they dont give victorian children nap time becus we're all too busy sweeping chimneys for a pence

[at least he's being good spirited about his trauma maybe]

[lyricistdontmiss]

[ oh my godddddd ]

well you're in luck! you can have all the naptime you want now! so like you should probably take one because you sound super cranky and it reeeeeally helps trust me on this one

[lotusflower]

unforchunately for you this is my defalt personality

i dont get better

[lyricistdontmiss]

well not with that attitude you don't

you gotta get like

a childlike sense of whimsy!

[lotusflower]

that was beaten out of me before i turned 2 nice try though

do people actually take naps this is a serious question

[lyricistdontmiss]

wow uh. that's! not great! like if you need to talk to someone mizuki does therapy, maybe you should try that?? but dude we GOTTA get you some whimsy, you are like super deficient. like when you're low on vitamins and you get scurvy! you're gonna get like, sad scurvy

oh yeah I take naps all the time! when I'm not working anyway. naps are great! but if you wake up too soon they suck and you feel like you've been hit by a bus

[lotusflower]

no affence but i really do not want to do cocaine and be put in a straight jaket

[he's THAT old, you know]

[lyricistdontmiss]

okay uh

well good news for you! cocaine is SUPER illegal! I legit do not know why you would do that

whimsy =/= drugs!!!