Mister Daddy Priest is In [OPEN]

[lupusxylem]

Who: Wolfwood and YOU
What: Wolfwood's confessional is open!
When: Any time throughout the month
Where: The Church
Warnings: will tag if needed


[A message appears on the Netbook!]

oi

the confessional is open again

come by the church 3PM-5PM if you want to make a confession. leave one shell as payment

whatever you say will be completely confidential btw

Comments

i think this is an ideal time for them to bond if kanda wants to cooperate with me today-

[lotusflower]

[This is such a fucking bad idea. But.

Wolfwood (he has to assume this is Wolfwood) ("Saint Nicholas" according to the plaque he read when he first got here a week ago) isn't with the Order. Wolfwood is apparently doing his priestly duties. Kanda needs to vent to someone with zero biases, or at least float the idea that God is killable to someone else because he's fuckin' pissed. So.

He supposes he'll just get up and waltz in and sit down. Except he doesn't have that many sins to confess, at least in terms of sins he actually believes are sins in the first place, so. As he slides into the confessional and closes the door behind him, he stares at the mark of the Fallen One on his arm and huffs out what's almost a laugh through his nose.]

What does your version of God say about interfering with His grand plans?

[lupusxylem]

[Wolfwood has been sitting around waiting for someone to show, a trail of smoke filtering through the small slats in the screen separating them in a way that's definitely not healthy, but probably isn't enough to be harmful for anyone who visits. They'll just have to smell it a little bit. He exhales upwards towards the ceiling when he hears the sound of wood creaking as someone has a seat, glancing sideways when he realizes he recognizes the tone of that voice. Not well, but.

Surprised to see him here.]

Well. In my world, God ain't exactly someone you can just have a little chat with whenever you feel like. Nobody knows what God's plans are. What I do know...is that His love is 'sposed to be unconditional. Even if you fuck up. And that everythin' that happens happens for a reason...that even the bad shit is part of God's plan, somehow.

[lotusflower]

[He's just as surprised as you, bud, but he has questions for the big man upstairs.]

Hah. So what you're saying is we got the vengeful version? [Well. No he's not saying that, but also yeah To You Specifically Kanda, he's saying that.] We can't talk to Him directly either, but He imparts His will on us. He chose a nine year old boy to fight his holy war.

[Half of the Order are kids and always have been, but Timothy is an especially egregious case. That is a child. A baby. So was he, but at least he was moulded for it, and not a little kid in an orphanage that just so happened to be picked for the role.]

God has a plan for someone important to me, let's say, and that plan is a heinous fucking thing. But when I interfere with it to try to stop it, I'm the one punished instead. [Kanda stares down at the hidden marks on his arm. Glowers at them.] You'd think He wouldn't let His children die, if He actually cared, wouldn't you?

[lupusxylem]

Pal, I ask myself that same question every damn day. You think God answers?

[He exhales a puff of smoke, some of which probably filters towards Kanda a little on the other side, sorry.

Now normally...normally, Wolfwood is completely unwilling to talk about this sort of thing with anyone, but especially people he doesn't know. Especially this guy, with how prickly he was when they first met. But...this is a confessional, and confidentiality is a two way street.

If Kanda spills anything he says here to anyone else, he'll just come find and kill him. So.]

I was nine when they picked me, too.

[lotusflower]

[The way Kanda shifts as though he can see Wolfwood through the slats. Hello?]

Oh great. So it doesn't matter what world the jackass oversees, he's just picking up nine year olds and sending them right to war.

[Well, Wolfwood's was more of a cult and Timothy is obviously one of God's directly chosen, meanwhile there's Kanda, who—]

Chronologically, I'm also nine. God's pupils made me in a goddamn lab. [Yeah we're just. commiserating now. Kanda would not say this to fucking Anybody Else had Wolfwood not come out with it immediately. Feels good to get it off his chest, though.] I age twice as fast, and I was the only one out of everyone they tried creating to have lived.

You could say I'm after God's ass to make it personal, once I'm through with the Order.

[lupusxylem]

[Okay now it's Wolfwood's turn to shift and try to look at Kanda. Neither of them can see each other, not really, but the effort is being made.]

You've got to be kiddin' me.

[Fuck. Fuck.]

There's...this fuckass Cult where I'm from. They don't worship God, but somethin' they consider to be like one...and they took me from my orphanage to experiment on.

[There's a dull thud as Wolfwood drops his head against the back wall of the Confessional, looking up towards the ceiling.]

I wasn't...made there, but. They made me what I am now. Pumped me fulla' drugs, tore my body apart to see if they'd heal me back. Gotta take a serum to heal myself if I fuck up.

I'm 26. I should be 18, maybe.

[lotusflower]

[Well.

Wolfwood is his friend now and they're getting soft tacos later.]

So.

[...Kanda is commiserating, yes, but he's also bad with words and talking and being sympathetic outwardly. So, what he says instead is a simple:]

Fuck God.

[Fuck any version of God!]

I guess we can shake hands on being lab-born weapons of war. Hooray.

[lupusxylem]

[Hell yeah time for Wolfwood and Kanda to have a date at Passenger's Cafe, I mean-]

Yeah. Fucked up there's more than one of us out there.

[There's also Livio, but. Kanda will unlock that lore if Wolfwood unlocks the Alma lore.]

I ain't tellin' you this to be like "ooh look at me my problems are worse than yours", by the way. Just felt like it'd...I dunno.

Help to know that humanity is just as fucked up on other worlds. Or some shit.

[lotusflower]

[Yeah because Wolfwood needs MORE brats to tame clearly—]

Hah. I wouldn't say it helps. I'd say I'm almost happy to know that no matter where in the universe I go, the world is fucked, but that would be a lie too.

[He bonks his head back against the confessional wall with an audible thunk.]

What else do you have? [He asks, his arms crossed.] Sole survivor like me? Killed someone you care for? Rapid regeneration that'll kill you one day?

[lupusxylem]

[There's a silence that sits heavy between them for a few moments as Wolfwood weighs how he wants to reply, having already smoked his cigarette down to the butt at this point.]

I wish I was the only one.

[Is how he chooses to answer the first question, his gaze centered on his ash-stained fingertips.]

I got a glimpse into my future. I'm gonna overdose on the serum that heals my wounds, and it's gonna kill me. Dunno when, exactly, but probably pretty soon.

I always figured I'd die young, so it didn't come as that big of a surprise.

[lotusflower]

[Sobering. Kanda bites his tongue, wondering how you'd even respond to something like that. How someone's supposed to say "sorry that sucks" or whatever without sounding like a dick about it, or fake. More silence follows, because Kanda is not good at talking and never ever will be.]

...Here? Or where you're from? You're clearly not stupid, and I don't need to tell you that the solution is obvious, right? Don't drink the fucking serum, don't get in that fight that kills you, or don't walk underneath the bridge that collapses to crush you. If you know the future, you can fight against it.

[lupusxylem]

Well now, if it were that easy, I wouldn't be worried about it, would I?

[The sigh he exhales on the other end is audible, the heel of his shoe tapping against the floor.]

No, what's gonna happen is I'm gonna be near-death and have no choice but to use 'em. If I don't, I die. So I use 'em, finish whatever fight I'm fightin', and then I die. And the people who are gonna start that fight are gonna bring it to me whether I wanna be involved or not.

Make sense?

[lotusflower]

Makes sense.

[But what an ass situation. Kanda has no idea how he'll turn out; he doesn't know if he'll make it back to the Order, if he'll Fall or not, if he'll be fine and manage to save Allen or if it's hopeless and his last goodbye back home was him saying fucking nothing like an idiot because he knew if he did, he'd want to stay.

They're far from joined at the hip, but if it had been up to him in that moment, they surely would've been.]

Then I won't speculate. [Not his thing, not his theoreticals to entertain.] What I wouldn't have given for that sort of foresight, though.

[lupusxylem]

[Wolfwood huffs.]

It sounds good on paper, but trust me, that kinda shit...gets to you. Like yeah, we're all gonna die someday, whatever. But havin' that kinda exact knowledge fucks with you.

[He can't explain it. All he knows is he's just glad he's here, and not there.]

I've got people I need to protect, and I can't die before I do that.