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unheiring) wrote in
sticksandbones2024-04-02 02:09 pm
I Never Will Play the Wild Rover No More
Who: Luca Aurelius and YOU
What: It's a bar log. For all your drinking needs. Make your own top-levels and have your own bar-related fun here.
When: End of March up to just before the event
Where: The Watchtower Bar
Warnings: Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
It sure has been a month, hasn't it? And it's probably been made all the worse by the fact that Luca has been keeping the bar closed more often than not. Someone's had a lot on his mind, you see. Even when the bar has been open, Luca's presence has been missing, with only the spirit to tend to any, well... spirits you might have needed! There's no stew over the fire, or anything like that. It's great for drinking, but not much else.
But he can only wallow in misery for so long. And by that, we mean deal with the spirit occupying his walls, staring at him somberly every time he refuses to open the doors.
So, finally, toward the end of March, the doors to the bar open. One night at first. Then a second. By the third, it's the longest stretch they've stayed open since everything went to shit! Moreover, a pot of stew always seems to be brewing, a fresh deck of cards has been laid out on the table, and a new, makeshift dartboard has been prepared.
Well. If ever there's been a time to party, it's now. Grab your alcohol from your host, or do your own thing. It's about time the Grove got to relax.
What: It's a bar log. For all your drinking needs. Make your own top-levels and have your own bar-related fun here.
When: End of March up to just before the event
Where: The Watchtower Bar
Warnings: Alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
It sure has been a month, hasn't it? And it's probably been made all the worse by the fact that Luca has been keeping the bar closed more often than not. Someone's had a lot on his mind, you see. Even when the bar has been open, Luca's presence has been missing, with only the spirit to tend to any, well... spirits you might have needed! There's no stew over the fire, or anything like that. It's great for drinking, but not much else.
But he can only wallow in misery for so long. And by that, we mean deal with the spirit occupying his walls, staring at him somberly every time he refuses to open the doors.
So, finally, toward the end of March, the doors to the bar open. One night at first. Then a second. By the third, it's the longest stretch they've stayed open since everything went to shit! Moreover, a pot of stew always seems to be brewing, a fresh deck of cards has been laid out on the table, and a new, makeshift dartboard has been prepared.
Well. If ever there's been a time to party, it's now. Grab your alcohol from your host, or do your own thing. It's about time the Grove got to relax.

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If he catches you looking, he’ll just roll his eyes.]
It’s not nearly as bad it looks.
[If you’re a late comer, Luca has taken his place behind the counter by now. He’s more than happy to pull down anything you might ask for. You can even ask for recommendations. Though he might be a little more curmudgeonly about that. Just don’t ask him for advice, especially if you’re off your ass drunk.
Or do, I’m not your dad. Just don’t expect actual help.
(Or maybe do. He’s a bleeding heart.)
Of course, as any given night comes to an end, Luca might start to make eyes at you. His own posture is beginning to show the slightest signs of exhaustion, even though he tries to pretend they’re not there. He will approach eventually though, with a rather brusque clearing of the throat.]
It’s rather late, don’t you think?
behind the counter // sillies after they Feel Bad for a while, as is mandated in the lore-
yeets himself into a stool and spins around]
Lu. [the stool is spinning] Make me food.
[this is what you signed up for are you happy with yourself luca]
THE LORE HAS SPOKEN
Is the stew not good enough for you? Have you something to say of its flavor?
[His tone is... teasing? Almost?]
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[Stops the stool from spinning with his hooves. Elbows on the counter, chin in both hands. Hi.]
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I hope you were not expecting an apple pie. That takes several hours to properly craft.
[Nevertheless, he sighs and makes his way toward the storage room.]
You best come along. So I can prepare for your... sensibilities.
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[He doesn't expect anything, really. He's being silly for the purposes of being silly, as you do when you have slightly gotten over yourself and have realised that it's okay to live in the moment sometimes. So!
Zahliya hops up and follows after Luca, with the clipclop of his hooves on the floors.]
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What could be sweeter than a kiss, he reasons. Unfortunately, the thought alone is ... about as far as his boldness goes. He stops short of leaning in, staring at Zahliya with slightly parted lips. He hesitates for a second, before releasing him once more.]
Sorry, I - Thought there was something behind you.
[Don't mind him, unless he's stopped, he's going to check the shelves for real now.]
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Zahliya's fingers tug on Luca's sleeve as he tries to run off, pulling him back just slightly enough to where the gargoyle can kiss him on the lips. Or rather... kiss him on the corner of the mouth because he slightly miscalculated how quick he was going to be, and he nearly winds up bonking their heads together in his haste.
So it's... well, an attempt! It's an attempt, both of them are doing fine, no one is acting like a teenager in love here.]
Mm, yes, of course. It would be very scary if a creature was bold enough to attack me directly. Thank you for being my saviour, Lu.
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Even if their teeth do clank together.]
I don't - [A huff.] Know about being a savior. But I will certainly protect you from whatever spectral creatures lie within this closet, at least.
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behind the counter
May I ask after the food you are cooking?
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He plays the part of a busy and slightly surprised businessman as he's approached, though. The glass is set down, before he considers the question asked.]
Rabbit. Albeit one slightly infused with some sort of moss. I can assure you that I have cooked it before, however. There will be no ill effects on your health.
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[That perks him up, though the rabbits he's thinking off are quite a bit more... rice... based... than what's in the stew]
What do you charge.
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Truth be told, I don't expect I'll ever understand the conversion rate here. But it isn't as if I have to pay to restock. [A shrug.]
Take what you wish and pay what you will. A shell or so should suffice, two if you wish for a drink to go with it.
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[He will dig around in his pouch for some shells- he took to scrounging soon as Vanilla explained their purpose to him, and places two on the counter]
You have my thanks. I have... been lacking in meat since I arrived.
[he loves Vanilla, he really does. And respects his desire to not eat living things. But crumbs he kinda misses some hearty jelly meat]
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[Does he sound slightly judgemental? Maybe. At least he hides the roll of his eyes as he turns to his shelves. He thumbs over a few taps, glances toward the bottles of wine, before finally pausing once more.]
Do you have a preference of drink? I have cider, wine, and ale, as well as a number of spirits.
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... something mild. If I come home deep in my cups Pure Vanilla may lock me out.
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He pulls a mug over and begins to fill it with a lager. Better than a red, and should pair with the rabbit well! When he's satisfied with the foam atop the mug, he passes it back to the man.]
This should do nicely then, so long as you stick with the one and don't down it.
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he hasn't actually seen anyone else use magic yet, here.]
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Can I help you?
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Actually, you can. You're the proprietor of this establishment?
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[Luca looks him up and down, before the corner of his lips ticks upward. It's a smirk that's none too kind.]
You look far too young to be in this establishment.
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Oh, please. I've raided far seedier places than this. A lot nicer ones, too...
At any rate, my age isn't your concern. [buddy it literally is.]
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You'll find that as the proprietor of this place, it is my exact duty to know your age. [The waves of heat seem to dissipate, though there remains a faint glow to his eyes.]
I'll ask you one more time.
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... and then he just stares for a moment. the magic, the claws, the feathers...]
... Are you a harpy?
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In many ways, he doesn't expect the child to arm himself and meet him head on. While he keeps a stern face, his brain is already scrambling for a way out — one that wouldn't damage what the kid thought of him, or get said kid killed.
And then he asks that question. There is the - obvious connotation that makes his stomach tighten uncomfortably. But there's no malice there, just... actual curiosity. Somehow, that baffles Luca even more. While his feathers are no less ruffled and his eyes no less aglow, his brows raise into an expression that's far more taken aback than on guard.]
What the hells kind of question is that?
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