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[ghostharasser]

Sure thing! Uh.

Your name is really interesting though. Is it like a code name? Or is Cookie a surname...?

[purevanillacookie]

Ah I do forget I should perhaps leave that off now. Before we were brought to the Grove, it is what we were! We were Cookies! Quite literally! And introducing ourselves in full with our Ingredients + Cookie was simply polite!

1/??

[ghostharasser]

[Wait what.]

2/4

[ghostharasser]

[Like literal sentient cookies?? magic cookies? Inanimate cookies??? what does he mean what-]

[ghostharasser]

[OH GOD HE WAS GOING TO BAKE HIM COOKIES THATS PROBABLY CANNIBALISM RIGHT?????????]

done

[ghostharasser]

OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY WAS OFFERING TO BAKE YOU COOKIES OFFENSIVE I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW!!! ARE ALL COOKIES SENTIENT?????

sobbing

[purevanillacookie]

[ Oh no, poor Dipper! ]

Oh, my friend, no! You're quite all right! Don't worry! In our world, Cookies were sentient, yes, but I am well aware they are not here! There is no soul, no life powder, in them. Here they are merely any other food, made from ingredients, such as jam! I am quite all right with it! Don't fret!

hes fine everything is fine

[ghostharasser]

[Give him a sec his anxiety is going bonkers trying to conceive of this cookie based dimension. Actually, no, it's not that weird to think about after some of the dimensions his uncle wrote about in his journal. It's just the social slip up here that is making him want to throw himself into the closest ocean.]

[He's fine. it's fine. everything is fine.]

oh

okay, i see, so, normal cookies and cookies like you have actual physical/biological differences. is it pretty easy to tell them apart then...?

adopts the tiny anxiety boy

[purevanillacookie]

[ POOR BOY. ]

It is! Though cookies such as this world knows do not exist in my world, for Cookies in my world are all sentient, [ except... except... White Lily's words haunt him. ] cookies here are not Cookies. You often bake yours round or square, such as biscuits, but we are all little person shaped!

[ Have a doodle of the typical gingerbread shape! It's squiggly, Peepaw is not the best artist unless he's drawing sigils and etc. ]

vibrates until he clips through the floor

[ghostharasser]

[Oh, so like little gingerbread men. He will not say this outloud but he sees. Okay.]

Okay. Okay cool, so there's probably no way to accidentally eat a cookie who was definitely alive.

And yeah, for reference, what I was going to make, they're like, triangle-shaped usually but I like to make them into little pine trees [Because of triangle-induced trauma.], and they have a filling.

if you think that can help him escape the peepaw you're wrong

[purevanillacookie]

Yes, exactly! Thank you for your concern, however, I do appreciate it!

Oh that sounds delicious! Is it like a thumb print cookie, or perhaps a macaron?

[ghostharasser]

Yeah, no problem. Glad we got that cleared up. [Cookies will never be the same-]

Sort of! I guess they're really closer to a pastry. Like a cookie sized pastry with filling. They're called hamantaschen, if you've heard of them.

[Which makes him pause and wonder about the implications if he has. Do cookies practice Judaism? Do cookies have religion??]

[purevanillacookie]

[ Another traumatized person to the list. ]

I have never heard of them, but that does not surprise me, there are constantly new Cookies being born! Ah. Made? But it sounds delicious! I cannot wait to try them!

[ Yes and No. Surprise, you're speaking to Cookie Jesus. ]