Guess who's back (Back again)

[lupusxylem]

what did you fucks do to my house

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[start_again]

Who are you

[lupusxylem]

wolfwood
i own the church

[start_again]

Is the church your house??

[lupusxylem]

no
i live in the house across the river

[start_again]

Oh.
What happened to it?

[lupusxylem]

got broken into and destroyed
among other things

[Okay DESTROYED is being super dramatic]

[start_again]

[Oh.]

That's rough.

[lupusxylem]

im more annoyed than anythin
i wasnt even asleep for THAT long

[start_again]

Was it at least restful?

[ghostharasser]

he's the guy who helped me peel the warden.

[start_again]

Hey Dipper what do you mean by that.

1/2

[ghostharasser]

I mean exactly what I said.

His cross turned into a laser and peeled the Warden like an orange??? You were there man.

[ghostharasser]

I guess you were probably busy robbing Zahilya's evil twin.

[start_again]

Oh, that guy.

["Peeling" isn't quite the word he would have preferred to use. And also yeah he was distracted trying to rob a gargoyle and wasn't paying a lot of attention to exactly how that giant laser fucked shit up. And also his memory is just. Bad.]

[theuniverseleads]

Peel an orange open...

[lupusxylem]

no

[theuniverseleads]

Sorry! Couldn't help myself, teehee~

[start_again]

It gets very a-peel-ing?

[theuniverseleads]

That's old material, stardust! At least try to pick something fresh for me, you know I have very refined tastes!

[sorry ww they're going to ruin your nice post that's on fire with more puns]

[start_again]

[They're just straight up writing on top of the fire doodles.]

Aww, but it's a classic. Orange you at least a little nostalgic??

[theuniverseleads]

[the fire accentuates the sheer quality of their wordplay (Bad)]

I suppose a callback every now and then isn't so bad, but I have to draw the lime somewhere~

[then they draw an actual lime, except the colours are fucked up because they don't know what colour limes should be so its ????? blue???? sure, blue.]

[charlastan]

PEEL???

[ghostharasser]

OH. Right, I didn't explain the uh, last part of the gargoyle quest we went on.

We had to fight a really huge armored Deer-Centaur thing. This dude has a massive crucifix he carries around because, I dunno, I figured Catholics are just weird, but it turns out that it's a massive death ray or something and it punched through that things armor like it was butter. Pretty cool!

[charlastan]

HUH! THAT'S WEIRDLY BETTER THAN WHAT I WAS THINKING IT WAS

ALRIGHT, UNCLE CONCERN OVER! YOU CAN KEEP PEELING THINGS WITH YOUR WEIRD CATHOLIC FRIEND WITH THE BIG DEATH RAY.

[ghostharasser]

What did you think I peeled a guy for real? C'mon my corruption wasn't THAT bad, Grunkle Stan.

Awesome, thanks!!