Guess who's back (Back again)

[lupusxylem]

what did you fucks do to my house

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I'm sorry chi

[quirkynote]

Home is where the house is.

Please never be sorry

[lupusxylem]

that dont answer my question

[quirkynote]

It wasn't meant to, I have no idea who you are, nor do I know which house currently belongs to you. I was merely trying to cheer you up with an old, thought provoking saying.

[ghostharasser]

wasn't me

[lupusxylem]

given our history somehow i doubt that

[ghostharasser]

You've got no proof!!

Besides I don't even know what happened. Did someone egg your house man?

[start_again]

Who are you

[lupusxylem]

wolfwood
i own the church

[ghostharasser]

he's the guy who helped me peel the warden.

[purevanillacookie]

Ah! Forgive me, my dear, I can explain some of that. The window became broken due to my need to check to make sure you were all right. I fear the blankets [ And, let's face it, probably god knows what else Pure Vanilla piled onto him just in case- ] are my doing as well, I did not wish for you to catch cold as the weather began to turn, and I was unsure of when you would awaken.

I do believe I left a few letters explaining things! The window will be fixed as soon as I am able!

[lupusxylem]

i didnt see those letters until after i wrote this

[But he sees them now, thanks Raz!!!]

...but thanks for checkin on me
you dont gotta worry about the window you aint the one who broke it

[thebladebringstheflame]

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[lupusxylem]

youre an asshole and im coming to find you

[charlastan]

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HOUSE?

IF IT'S FUNNY ENOUGH I MIGHT STEAL IT AND DO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE!

[lupusxylem]

i mean
do you consider breakin and enterin to be funny?

[leggierissimo]

Ooh, you were visited by the breaking and entering fairy. Were you left anything exciting for your trouble?

[lupusxylem]

several notes quadruple stapled to my door to the point theyve fused with it
so you know the usual I GUESS

[jouvente]

[ here's the one genuine nice guy quota ]

I'm not too sure what happened, but I hope everything is okay!!!
If you need any help with it I don't mind lending a hand.

[lupusxylem]

[Nice guys exist?? Seems fake.]

nah its
well it aint fine
at all
but ill live

[ezellotry]

I'm glad you're alright. I was beginning to worry. I have some food, if you are hungry.

...

I am also sorry about Flamebringer.

[lupusxylem]

dont really feel much up for food rn but thanks
and its ok im just gonna go punch him

[livlaughlove]

[you know he's just here to scrawl profanity in a corner of the page and run. zero context but the all-caps chickenscratch is actually so telling.]

BITCH

[lupusxylem]

[Well if we're going to be children about it-]

COCKSUCKER

[alphacraft]

I understand you have been comatose for several weeks. Would you be willing to answer some questions regarding your condition?

[lupusxylem]

before i say "sure"
that depends
what kinda questions?