(NETBOOK) End of Sept-ish

[charlastan]

HEY!!!! STAN PINES HERE! DIPPER'S GREAT UNCLE PART ONE OF TWO IF YOU HAVEN'T MET US YET.

QUICK QUESTION FOR ANYONE WHO KNOWS!

DOES IT GET RANDOMLY REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD HERE IN OCTOBER EVERY YEAR? LIKE BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS, ETERNAL NIGHT, AND SORTA PERMANENT INSOMNIA? OR IS IT JUST STANDARD HALLOWEEN SHENANIGANS? WHAT LEVEL OF TORTURE AND TORMENT SHOULD WE EXPECT HERE? A 2? A 12???

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...I DUNNO HOW TO END THIS SO I'M GOING BACK TO BOARDING UP OUR WINDOWS.

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[charlastan]

OH YEAH THAT'S NOT BAD AT ALL. GOOD TO KNOW!

PARTY MEANS THERE WAS PROLLY STILL FOOD AROUND TOO, RIGHT? GHOSTS, EH. CAN TAKE OR LEAVE EM AS LONG AS IT'S NOT THE VENGEFUL KIND THROWING THINGS

[succiduous]

There was food and liquor, yes.

The ghosts weren't throwing things. They didn't acknowledge any of us, they just acted like they were doing a daily routine. They'd pass through us sometimes if we were in the way.

[charlastan]

THAT SOUNDS MORE ANNOYING THAN DANGEROUS.

GOOD ABOUT THE FOOD AND LIQUOR THOUGH. LAST TIME AROUND I WOUND UP HAVING TO LOOT THE GROCERY STORE BECAUSE ALL THE LOCALS CLOSED UP SHOP. THEY WENT "OH NO! IT'S OCTOBER! SEE YOU IN A MONTH WHEN THE HELL CLEARS UP!"

[succiduous]

I take it where you're from is slightly more inclined to chaos during this season?

[charlastan]

SORTA!

MORE LIKE OUR WORLD HAD NORMAL OCTOBERS AND THEN WE GOT DRAGGED TO ONE WHERE EVERYTHING WENT TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET ONCE A YEAR, SO WHO KNOWS WHAT ANY NEW PLACE IS GONNA DO?

[ghostharasser]

Calling Gravity Falls normal is a bit of a stretch don't you think?

[charlastan]

DIPPER THE LAST PLACE WE LIVED LITERALLY MADE US PART SQUID

THE BAR FOR NORMAL IS SO LOW IT'S FLAT ON THE GROUND.

[ghostharasser]

Gravity Falls had a blood rain season in the spring??? And a whole UFO under the town.

[charlastan]

YEAH I KNOW, WHO DO YOU THINK HAD TO BLOOD RAIN PROOF THE SHACK EVERY YEAR?!

IT'S NORMAL COMPARED TO THE OTHER PLACES WE'VE BEEN. AGAIN! GRAVITY FALLS NEVER LITERALLY MADE ME A SQUID!!!

[succiduous]

I'd like to imagine that most places won't make you a squid, but I also can't say that about Terra either, so.

Perhaps Gravity Falls is the most normal place in the multiverse.