(NETBOOK) End of Sept-ish

[charlastan]

HEY!!!! STAN PINES HERE! DIPPER'S GREAT UNCLE PART ONE OF TWO IF YOU HAVEN'T MET US YET.

QUICK QUESTION FOR ANYONE WHO KNOWS!

DOES IT GET RANDOMLY REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD HERE IN OCTOBER EVERY YEAR? LIKE BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS, ETERNAL NIGHT, AND SORTA PERMANENT INSOMNIA? OR IS IT JUST STANDARD HALLOWEEN SHENANIGANS? WHAT LEVEL OF TORTURE AND TORMENT SHOULD WE EXPECT HERE? A 2? A 12???

...

...I DUNNO HOW TO END THIS SO I'M GOING BACK TO BOARDING UP OUR WINDOWS.

Comments

[ghostharasser]

That seems...suspiciously benign.

[succiduous]

The skeletons are friendly.

[charlastan]

OF COURSE THEY ARE!

NOTHING GETS UNDER THEIR SKIN!

[ghostharasser]

BOOOOOOOOOO!!

[charlastan]

NO, NO! YOU'RE THINKING OF GHOSTS!

[succiduous]

[Gnosis draws a crane golf clapping in response to this.]

[charlastan]

THANK YOU THANK YOU I'VE GOT A MILLION OF EM!!!

[theuniverseleads]

They're pretty humerus, too~

[charlastan]

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? I HEAR THEY DON'T HAVE A FUNNY BONE!

[theuniverseleads]

Depends on who you ask! Some are more sternum, but other knows how to give a good ribbing.

[charlastan]

I BET THEY THINK THEY'RE REAL BONE-AFIED COMEDIANS, HUH?

[ghostharasser]

this is the worst day of my life

[theuniverseleads]

Awww, it's okay. Tomarrow might be better~

[charlastan]

I DUNNO, THAT'S PRETTY OPTIMISTIC OF YOU. GUESS YOU COULD SAY YOU'RE A REAL...VERTEBRAE OF SUNSHINE!

[theuniverseleads]

Oooh, layered! That gets my star of approval! 🌟

Any more in that skull of yours? Or are you running bone-dry yet?

[start_again]

I like your uncle.

[succiduous]

Would you say you have a bone to pick with us?

[charlastan]

IF HE DOES HE DOESN'T HAVE A LEG BONE TO STAND ON!

[charlastan]

AW, WHAT'S THE MATTER? ARE YOU DEAD TIRED OF THIS ALREADY????

[ghostharasser]

You're all dead to me.

[charlastan]

EY!! YOU FINALLY GOT IN ON IT

AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA KEEP BEING A KNUCKLEHEAD

[jouvente]

[ this is a good day for pun enjoyers ]

[start_again]

I can see why Dipper is so upset. This pun situation is pretty grave.

[charlastan]

YEAH - THE KID'S PROLLY SKULLKING AROUND WAITING TO GET HIS REVENGE!

[start_again]

Pretty spineless way to handle it, if you ask me.