(NETBOOK) End of Sept-ish

[charlastan]

HEY!!!! STAN PINES HERE! DIPPER'S GREAT UNCLE PART ONE OF TWO IF YOU HAVEN'T MET US YET.

QUICK QUESTION FOR ANYONE WHO KNOWS!

DOES IT GET RANDOMLY REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD HERE IN OCTOBER EVERY YEAR? LIKE BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS, ETERNAL NIGHT, AND SORTA PERMANENT INSOMNIA? OR IS IT JUST STANDARD HALLOWEEN SHENANIGANS? WHAT LEVEL OF TORTURE AND TORMENT SHOULD WE EXPECT HERE? A 2? A 12???

...

...I DUNNO HOW TO END THIS SO I'M GOING BACK TO BOARDING UP OUR WINDOWS.

Comments

[jouvente]

THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE.

[ Genuinely, but also writing in capital letters looked fun there. ]

Costumes! That sounds like SO much fun!!
It would be an amazing experience if we could do that here, I'd love to see it!
I'd definitely be up for making costumes for people to help out too.
But who knows, maybe they do something different around here?

[charlastan]

IT WAS! IT WAS THE WORST!!!!

[It IS fun - it's like yelling, but in words!]

THE BEST COSTUMES ARE THE SCARY ONES! GHOSTS, DEMONS, MONSTERS - THAT SORTA THING!
SOMETIMES PEOPLE DO CUTE MATCHING ONES THOUGH - LAST TIME WE GOT TO DO HALLOWEEN DIPPER AND HIS SISTER MABEL WENT AS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY!

BUT YEAH IT'D BE GREAT IF OCTOBER WAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND NOT, YOU KNOW. ACTUAL DANGEROUS STUFF.

[jouvente]

[ about to become a write in capital letters kinda guy at this rate ]

Ghosts are pretty simple, demons and monsters sound like they can be pretty creative.
Though I LOVE the idea of matching costumes! So cute!
Was Dip the peanut butter???

October is pretty normal where I'm from so.
The idea it could be dangerous is pretty worrying.
Buuut, prepare enough and maybe it won't be so bad?

[charlastan]

YEAH, HE WAS! THE WHOLE HEAD PART WAS A PEANUT AND THE BODY WAS THE JAR. AND I WAS A VAMPIRE, BUT I MADE A REALISTIC MASK OF MY FACE THAT I COULD MELT OFF IN FRONT OF TRICK OR TREATERS! A CLASSIC!

[You know, a normal thing to do when handing out candy!]

YEAH THAT'S WHAT WE'RE THINKING. IN THE MEANTIME WE'LL KEEP BOARDING UP OUR WINDOWS AND BEST CASE SCENARIO WE LOOK A LITTLE PARANOID FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS, AND I CAN DEAL WITH THAT.

[jouvente]

What

[ SIR????? ]

Better to be safe than not!
If you guys need anything, let me know? I can make some trips for you guys!

[charlastan]

WHAT? WHAT PART ARE YOU WHATING AT?

[He knows exactly what part Isa means, he's just being a jerk.]

I THINK WE MIGHT BE GOOD FOR NOW BUT I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND IF THERE'S ANY LAST MINUTE THINGS WE'RE FORGETTING.

TOO BAD I DIDN'T WRITE ALL THIS EARLIER! COULD'VE USED MANUAL LABOR FOR ALL THOSE BOARDS!

[jouvente]

I can only imagine how many nightmares that costume gave...

[ Those poor kids.... ]

Oh right, I should probably let you go back to boarding up then huh?

[charlastan]

HA! IT'S NOT REALLY HALLOWEEN IF SOMEONE'S NOT GETTING SCARED OUTTA THEIR MINDS. BEING A LITTLE EVIL FOR A DAY IS HALF THE FUN!

[He just. Won't say the part where two of the kids were immune to all of his special effects. No one needs to know about those two brats.]

YEAH, I GUESS I OUGHTA GET BACK TO IT. THESE BOARDS WON'T NAIL THEMSELVES UP!!!