(NETBOOK) End of Sept-ish

[charlastan]

HEY!!!! STAN PINES HERE! DIPPER'S GREAT UNCLE PART ONE OF TWO IF YOU HAVEN'T MET US YET.

QUICK QUESTION FOR ANYONE WHO KNOWS!

DOES IT GET RANDOMLY REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD HERE IN OCTOBER EVERY YEAR? LIKE BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS, ETERNAL NIGHT, AND SORTA PERMANENT INSOMNIA? OR IS IT JUST STANDARD HALLOWEEN SHENANIGANS? WHAT LEVEL OF TORTURE AND TORMENT SHOULD WE EXPECT HERE? A 2? A 12???

...

...I DUNNO HOW TO END THIS SO I'M GOING BACK TO BOARDING UP OUR WINDOWS.

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[livlaughlove]

BIRDBRAIN UP THERE LIED. BLOOD RUNS THROUGH THE STREETS. YA GROW WORM BITS UNDER THE LIGHTA THE MOONS. RANDOM URGES TO TEAR YER FRIENDS N FAMILY LIMB FROM LIMB.

DON'T FORGET THE CHIMNEY. PEOPLE FORGOT TO BOARD THE CHIMNEY LAST YEAR N THE GRUES GOT EM. THE SCREAMS'RE STILL BURNED INTO MY MIND. GROVE WAS A SLAUGHTERHOUSE

[charlastan]

[Hm. This guy is probably messing with him, but he'll bite just in case.]

WHAT THE HELL ARE GRUES? CAN'T YOU JUST SMOKE EM OUT WITH A FIRE? YOU'D NEED ONE ANYWAY, OR SOME OTHER WAY TO KEEP WARM.

BUT YEAH, THAT ALL SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. BET PEOPLE GOT ALL HALLUCINATIONY TOO. SOMETIMES IT WASN'T EVEN FRIENDS AND FAMILY, SOMETIMES YOU JUST WENT KINDA BONKERS AND LOST AN E

[Wait fuck Dipper is here PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT SCRIBBLES THAT OUT--]

A LEG OR AN ARM OR SOME OTHER BODY PART.

[Nailed it!]

[livlaughlove]

MAN YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW. JUST BE GRATEFUL I WARNED YA!

HAHA!!! OH YEAH. BEEN THERE

[charlastan]

IT'S NOT MUCH OF A WARNING IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS NOW, IS IT?

[Even in text he sounds more exasperated than scared though.]

[livlaughlove]

IT'S A FLESH EATIN MONSTER, DUDE. FUCKIN OBVIOUSLY. JESUS CHRIST