bork?

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ayo can someone tell me the fuck is goin on?? woke up feelin like i spent a week on a bender, on a pile of socks in the woods, an' im comin back in wid the things i had wid me an some bitch whisperin in my ear (i think that was you-know-who yo, but it got quiet) an then i meet me????

an i go aye you cant be me cuz im me and he TRIED TO KILL ME? I THINK?

or like really aggro play or some shit i dunno i went hey hey HEY cause he made me drop my mole friend and my blueberry shard thing that i dunno where i got but bro was real intent on rippin me a new asshole jus cuz i came outta the woods!!

i get it yo im stinky but also the fuck is goin on?!?!

josh come get me im scared :(

[ No, he's not, but he's trying to find the humor in this weird ass situation. ]

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nah all i member is defending josh. an when you was like JOSH DOIN IT AGAIN i was like light brain moment you know!

[ Sorry... out of the entirety of his time as a dog on a raging bender, that's the briefest moment of clarity for him. Josh is a Good Boy.

Also light bulb not light brain. ]

[quirkynote]

A shame, although I suppose this only means your impressive observational skills have been replaced by your impressive loyalty. Both are good.

I've kept my word, I made no effort to kill him.

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heh ye yo i dont observe nothin but im hella loyal.

[ That's not the flex you think it is, Beat. ]

thanks!! i super preciate it!! like hes a super good even if he got that crunchy outter self to him. he really out there tryina help.

oh shit hi! im beat!

[quirkynote]

Oh, I understand now... I wish I knew sooner. The two of you are married.

[A.B.A., no, you can't just keep claiming everyone is married-]

"Beat" implies several things. Beat, as in an act of violence, or perhaps the state of being completely exhausted. It also has a few more beautiful definitions, such as the beat of a bird's wings or the rhythm of a symphony. I wonder which one you were named after...

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ye!! i mean... we was. back in the other world. he don't member here tho. but we datin again!! so like! gotta mean somethin right?

[ At least he thinks they're dating? He dunno, it's complicated. ]

ye! rhythm part! also the fight part. i picked it myself kinda. i dont like my real name, its stupid and long and just aint me. it used to just be the fight part. im super good at that. but josh helped flip my life round an now its the music part too. you gotta have the beat or a song falls flat!

[quirkynote]

[Oh...oh no...]

I......had no idea it was possible for a loved one to...forget something so important upon traveling to another world.... I'm not sure how to feel. I know if my dear husband ever forgot me, I'd be ruined. Lost. I'm not sure if my heart could recover from such a tragedy, so my heart aches for you... And yet, you say you've fallen in love all over again...? There's something beautiful about that... Sad, but beautiful...

[Well then, as far as she's concerned, they're still married. How many people is she gonna marry in her head at this rate? Who knows!]

I'm so glad you were able to make your name something worth cherishing.

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ye i dont know what happened i dunno if his memories got rolled back to before or what. but its okay cause its still him. i just gotta be patience yo we'll get there again

man im sure it wont happen to you but if it do? dont give up!! yall fell in love before right?? it aint like you become diff peeps you still yous! love'll getchu again!!

[ Thank you now tell Josh that. Married by ABA. ]

thanks yo! it feels good to be me the way i wanna be! worked hard to get here!

[quirkynote]

[Yes, of course...fall in love again. It's so simple. So...why does the idea terrify her?

Maybe if she ignores that feeling, it'll go away.]

Was someone stopping you before?

[soundsurfing]

[ A good sound strategy. Don't think about it and it can't get you. ]

parents i think. i dont member them but i member they were shit to me

i member i was only worth somethin if i was doin what they wanted me to do

so i became me yo! i found who i was an now im rockin it!

whatchyer name??

[quirkynote]

My name is A.B.A.

[Just straight to that point.]

You're doing well for yourself, then. Conformity is not a virtue.

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cool! i like it!

ye you get it! be yerself! dont let no one else tell you what to be!

[quirkynote]

[...]

Cool?

[soundsurfing]

oh you aint know slang huh? cool slang here an not like yeah you cold or nothin it means uh when somethin is cool it means like great! but in an a lowkey i dig it way!

[ Proceeds to spit out more slang. ]

[quirkynote]

[Ugh, she hates the implication that she doesn't know a thing, but it's not like she can lie about it. He already knows how much she.....doesn't.

But it's fine. At least she understands great.]

Ah, that's right, I'm very cool.

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YE! you ARE very cool yo!! you DRIP cool! you got the cool attitude you got the cool clothes!! the mummy look is super cool

[ nodding ]

[quirkynote]

[M-Mummy? Sir...]

I believe there's a...misunderstanding. It's merely medical gauze, I need it to stop the bleeding. I wasn't trying to look like anything.

[Didn't he see the sickass skull in her key??? She's clearly goth-]

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YOU BLEEDING?!

[ Listen. Not everyone who likes skulls is goth! He's not!! ]

[quirkynote]

I'm...incomplete, so I occasionally bleed, yes.

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oh damn yo! all over

can we make you complete like you need somethin??

[quirkynote]

[Suddenly, A.B.A. finds herself...awfully surprised.]

...it's funny, I think you're the first person to ever...consider that an option.

[Including herself.]

But...no, I believe only the one who made me has the key to perfecting his creation. Seeing as he vanished before he ever had the chance to do so, I fear what interfering with his life's work would accomplish. It could very well end my life, and I am not about to let anyone take that from me.

I'm fine, if you're worried about my comfort. So long as I regularly intake new blood, I will always survive.

[soundsurfing]

[ The power of friendship. It makes hearts whole so why not bodies too. ]

oooh damn im sorry :(

it dont hurt or nothin cuz maybe we can spackle it or something or whatever its called or sew up the bleeding spots?? like widdout messin wid anythin uh beyond stitches itd just be like fallin an rackin yer head on the curb and gettin your skin stitched up

cuz that prolly feels gross

[quirkynote]

[Goodness, dogs really are just kind by nature, aren't they? She thought all those books were simply exaggerating, but no. Even Paracelsus never sat around brainstorming ways to solve this problem.

As silly as they are.]

Mm...no, I don't think that will work. I'm not sure how to explain without showing you, but there are already stitches in place.

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[ All heart, no brain. ]

DAMN okay means you aint healin right? like you kinda is cuz long as you take in blood you live right thats sorta like vampires so its kinda like healing

but it aint like

doin what skin supposed to do when it scars up

i getchu

so maybe we can make our own scars! you ever hear of liquid banaids?

[quirkynote]

[It's kinda adorable how hard he tries.]

My body works differently compared to others, it could be detrimental to cover up these wounds. I believe this is simply how my body regulates itself, you needn't worry so much.

...In fact, "wound" would be incorrect... Nothing is damaged, nothing is inflamed or even painful... My body recovers instantly, so to still leave these...cracks in place...there may not be anything to truly "heal."

[soundsurfing]

OH

huh

okay if youre aight wid it an it aint hurtin you or nothin! dont the bleedin get annoyin tho?? like it get sticky an stuff!