You'd better watch out, You'd better watch out, YOU'D BETTER W-

[lupusxylem]

Who: Nicholas D. Wolfwood and YOU
What: Saint Nick is coming to town and he's bringing you a present whether you like it or not-
When: It's CHRISTMAS TIME BAYBEE
Where: Wherever your character is you cannot escape
Warnings: Wolfwood's big mouth otherwise N/A, will mark in individual threads if needed!
[You know...it's been a year since he's done this. A year since he showed up. And, to be honest, Wolfwood didn't think he'd be here long enough to be conscripted to do it again.

...Hell, he didn't think he'd be ASKED to do this again. It's not like he makes a very cheerful Saint Nick.

But! He is here!! Wolfwood has actually been up early (which his partners will have noticed, they will have found him just entirely missing that morning no matter how early they woke), first taking a pitstop at Ydalir's to grab up his sack of presents. There are so many more this year than the last, and it's a good thing he has Moder as his steed to help him carry them on her back. He's dressed the part, with a heavy hat that looks kindof silly since he doesn't usually wear them, and a pair of snowboots to match. Last year he was missing the beard, but this year he's actually grown his facial hair out longer than usual. Not a full-on beard, but just on the edge, to the point where it's definitely noticeable. One thing he has this year that he didn't last year is his trusty companion Angelina, who is running through the snow like :D??!!! EXCITED, so you will get to greet her when you receive your gift (if you do not like dogs she will be omitted from the equation, Wolfwood will have her stay outside, she's a very good girl who can be patient and wait with Moder if needed).

You'd better watch out.]

Comments

IC GIFT DELIVERY

[lupusxylem]

Comment here if you'd like to do a thread with me of Wolfwood delivering his gift ICly!

i'm about to be the most annoying motherfucker on the planet

[eidxiety]

[It's Ain pick Ain, he's probably in his room at the bunnkery.]

[lupusxylem]

[Wolfwood is going in no particular order when delivering gifts, mostly, though Ain's is actually quite large so delivering it sooner rather than later seemed appropriate. Now, the thing to note is that Wolfwood has no idea what he's delivering in most cases. He can take an educated guess, judging by the weight and size and if it's squishy or not. And this one is definitely squishy.

So he'll leave Moder outside the building and head up the stairs, with Angelina stopping off downstairs to softly woof at the bunnies. Bork. She loves you.

Ain gets a knock to his door with the edge of Wolfwood's boot, because this present is filling up his arms.]

[thebladebringstheflame]

[Also at the bunnkery in HIS room which is across the hall from Ain's—]

[lupusxylem]

[And well since Flamebringer is right there...he will get his present next, and unfortunately for Wolfwood he knows what this one is.

He wishes he didn't! But he does.

He's holding an envelope in his hand, and for a long moment he considers just sticking it under the door and leaving. But...he knows Moder would look at him disappointed if he returned in ten seconds so UGHHHHHH FINE HES KNOCKING-]

[forwander]

[Passenger is either at the workshop or the cafe you pick—]

[lupusxylem]

[We'll go with the cafe because Wolfwood needs a coffee STAT.

He will bring in a wrapped basket for Passenger, walking right in (because the Cafe isn't going to be closed) and plopping his ass at the counter. He looks very goofy dressed like he is, but he's hard to miss even then.

When the Liberi does make his way to where Wolfwood is, he'll push the basket over.]

Trade ya for a coffee.

are you sick of me yet

[succiduous]

[one guess as to where Gnosis is.]

pvs missed his baby boy!

[purevanillacookie]

[ You can guess where PV is haha nevermind you can't he's either at home, at the clinic, or wandering around delivering his own gifts ww you never come see grandpa ]

[leggierissimo]

[ Joshua is probably in the inn but tbh he can spring up in the most interesting and unassuming places also-- ]

[quirkynote]

[A.B.A is usually always outside, even in this weather, but you can bet she will be slowly backing the hell up when she sees Moder again for the second time in her life. Whoops.]

[lilyberation]

( lily likes to stay home, or help at the clinic or hang in the library or lab. :) )

[ephemeralflow]

[Timekeeper has been holed up in the clock tower all month, please bother her with gifts since I never got around to tagging Wolfwood otherwise whoops.]

[ghostharasser]

[Here he is, breaking into your house-]

[Just kidding, He can be found at the Inn working on photography or at the Magic Lamp where he works. Or god, anywhere getting into trouble. It's Dipper.]

i gotta go to work but i'm gonna fucking Get You below when i'm off

[livlaughlove]

[making the biggest, wettest, saddest puppydog eyes at woowoo.]

Re: IC GIFT DELIVERY

[beathollow]

( on account of being sick for most of winter, mafuyu has politely sequestered to her room, but occasionally can be found beside the fireplace in the inn lobby. )

HANDWAVE GIFT DELIVERY

[lupusxylem]

If you'd prefer not to do a thread, let me know here and I will handwave the delivery! I can either:

1) Comment to your Inbox with the gift being delivered

OR

2) Reply to your comment here letting you know what your gift is (particularly for those who are getting got by Mod Amity)

[charlastan]

Number 2 pleeeease I'm ready to be publicly shamed for forgetting to write a gift for Stan.

[clottedcream]

number 2 is fine by me!

[healinghotpot]

Number 2 is fine here also!

[alphacraft]

2 is good! For both Odile and Fern.

[cryopathy]

2 pwease :3

[cryptograms]

2 please!!

Wolfwood After Delivery; CW: Corruption

[lupusxylem]

[Wolfwood's worked hard into the late evening to finish handing out presents to everyone, and he's tired. Normally he would have shucked half this heavy clothing by now, but he hasn't. In fact, he's refused to take any of it off since he's started (maybe he's just not used to this cold?), getting particularly touchy and grumpy if anyone tries to come too close. Which is like...not super unusual? But also kindof weird. It's kindof weird!

He's not immediately dragging himself back home, or into a building like a normal person would to get out of the snow. He's going back to the church, hurrying inside and closing the heavy doors to prevent the wind from cutting through. The pigeons are in here roosting to stay warm, and Angelina will immediately find one of the nearest pews to hop up into and lay down. These chairs are hard, dad why are they so hard-

Wolfwood, meanwhile, drags himself to the front of the Church, sinking like a sack of potatoes into the frontmost pew, doubling over and gripping at the edge of the furry rim of his hat. It fucking hurts to keep wearing this. He'll pull the black coat further around himself, which at least will make it feel less like he has to hide as he yanks the hat off his head and throws it somewhere, rubbing his fingers gingerly through his hair.

The jet black, scruffy wolf ears he's hidden all day hurt his head.]

cw: ainchase ishmael

[eidxiety]

[you thought you were rid of me—

Ain will come down a bit later with starfruit tarts (thank you Ydalir so much), the kind from Elrios that are blue and taste more sweet than tart. Like the freak he is, he follows Wolfwood a short while later into the Church, having basically sniffed him out by gay instinct alone (and also footsteps in the snow) (he knows Wolfwood's shoe size). Sorry babe but here comes a special boy!]

Nikolaus!! [Fat tail wagging] I got some starfruit tarts from Ms. Trader~. Do you want—

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