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netbook - early mid month

[there's a new handwriting on the notebook. Scratchy and with a tendency to slowly tilt down the page]

Hello folks! Name's Whippoorwill, but just Will is fine- I just arrived with a few others and wow, you all seem to be having a bit of a weather issue, huh?

I did some digging around though, since if this is going to be a long term tourist I'd rather not have my tail freeze right off! Sniffing around your library I found some records that suggest these kinds of winters happen every hundred years or so. Part natural weather shifts and magical backlog is my guess, but either way there were a few suggestions for things to try and ease it off. Emotional expressions even it out some. Giving up memories or items you have an emotional investment in could help too- make sure not to burn anything too close to your house or you'll get warm for the rest of your life.

Blood sacrifice too, is an option. Speaking of, anyone got some chickens or goats they don't mind losing?

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Your terrible opinions aside, I am also far more difficult to kill. You would snap easily, like an unimpressive twig.

Then again, sacrifice implies giving away something that would be missed...

Must you parrot my own words back at me with only a simple rewording? But I suppose whatever brains that were stuffed inside of you are long rotten by now, so I shall forgive you for being unable to come up with something of your own accord.

Try to remember that I don't need the excuse of noble sacrifice to seek you out and kill you myself.

Why must you be so ill-mannered, you loathsome poorly conceived monstrosity! I have been nothing but kind! Why don't you simply return to the swamp from which you've dragged yourself from!

[ Writing getting sloppy. Angery. ]

[Drawing little popped corn kernals]

[ Angrily scribbles a stick figure of a.b.a CHOKING ON THEM. ]

[In the margins near this exchange:]

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Do not encourage her!

WHAT? I WAS YELLING IT AT BOTH OF YOU

BUT HEY IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA FIGHT BACK MAYBE MY MONEY REALLY SHOULD BE ON BABBA OVER THERE

Oh I will fight, you needn't worry of that! But she will only take it as encouragement to puff and growl even harder and I do tire of her yapping!

I DUNNO YOU LOOK LIKE THE ONE YAPPING FROM OVER HERE PAL

[ Narrows eyes.

Puts Stan on a List. Memo to him, make a voodoo doll of the old man later and stab it. ]

And yet, it seems I have won.

Do encourage me. I still plan on killing you, as well.

WAIT WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU GAVE UP ON THAT!

I'M AN OLD MAN YKNOW IF YOU WAIT TOO LONG YOU'RE GONNA MISS YOUR SHOT

Regrettably, I've yet to figure out which "uncle" you're supposed to be. I only know that there are two of you, and as easy as it would be to just kill both of you and get it over with, I feel like needlessly killing the good uncle would upset people.

YEAH DON'T KILL FORD HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THIS TIME

ANYWAY IN THE SPIRIT OF GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP LEMME HELP YOU OUT. GO GET ANOTHER PIECE OF PAPER AND WRITE THIS DOWN: YOU'RE LOOKNG FOR STETSON PINEFIELD, THAT'S S-T-E-T-S-O-N SPACE P-I-N-E-F-I-E-L-D. YOU GOT THAT?

[............]

I don't believe it's necessary to spell out what you've already written...

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Look at how easily others welcome your death!

They are wishing for yours, you mangy beast! That does it! I curse you! To never reincarnate into a dragon!

[...depending on where anyone is, it is quite possible to suddenly hear the worst shriek imaginable. Yes, even if you are in a different building. Yes, even in this horrible weather.]

YOU DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO DO SUCH A THING!!! GUILTY!!! GUILTY OF THE SIN OF LIVING A WORTHLESS, LOATHSOME EXISTENCE!!

My curses are inevitable! Unstoppable! You shall never see your precious dragon body! NEVER!

[ Underlined so many times. ]

[There's some pretty aggressive scribbling going over all those underlines. ...As well as everything else.]

HOW DARE YOU!!!! HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!

[ Ah he is going to sit in bliss over his victory. Yes. Rage. Rage for him!

Doodles a heart. Being deliberately a bitch here. ]

[She defies you, heart man.]

I AM GOING TO TEACH THE CHILDREN TO DESPISE YOU, EVEN YOUR PRECIOUS PEARL!! THEY WOULD WANT ME TO BE A DRAGON MORE THAN ANYONE HERE AND YOU WOULD TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THEM!! TERRIBLE PARENT, UNFORGIVABLE!!

[ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ]

And in turn I shall show them this! How I was helpful and kind, and you turned on me like a rabid dog! You snapped first, you

[ Scribbles aggressively all over her words. ]

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