Spam Likely — Netbook

[unheiring]

[One morning, after everyone has been bone-raptured out of the grove, a series of messages begin appearing both on cellphones and netbooks alike. They’re… ingredience? Weird.]


Love Potion Cocktail
5 fresh raspberries
1 ½ ounces vodka
1 ½ ounces Chambord, raspberry liqueur
4 ounces ginger beer
dry ice, optional

The Nomad Special
Whiskey
Greasy Nut

Galaxy Lemonade
3 Ice Cubes Of Blue Matcha Powder
1 Cup Water
½ Cup Vodka
72 Ounces lemonade

The Blood Razor
Red Wine
Brandy
Razor Blade
Cherry Soda

Il Rigeneratore
1 Egg Yolk
Half a Glass of Asti Spumante
3 Roasted Walnuts
3 Teaspoons Sugar
1 Banana

Champagne Jelly Shots with Pomegranate Bursting Boba
2 cups Champagne or sparkling wine
1/3 cup 65g granulated sugar
1 packet .25 oz. powdered gelatin
1 container 15.8 oz. pomegranate bursting boba
1/3 cup heavy whipping cream
2 tablespoons white nonpareils
Gold edible stars
18 sprigs of rosemary about 1 ½ stems

[The spam continues on like this for some time. When the messages do finally stop, it lasts for about three minutes before one final note comes through.]

… Sorry. No other option but to send through these strange devices.

Comments

[ichoosefight]

please tell me you've never served me anything with egg in it

[unheiring]

I have not.

... Yet.

[ichoosefight]

if I catch you messing with eggs behind the bar I'm gonna throw one at you >:(

[unheiring]

I will have you know that several renowned drinks do contain egg. I will not foist one upon you, but do not be so quick to knock the process overall.

[ichoosefight]

yeah but I had already tried eggnog before I thought about the name. it's too late for other drinks now. I know the truth

[unheiring]

That's what you think.
You aren't allergic, are you?

[ichoosefight]

to eggs? I sure hope not.

[unheiring]

Good to know :)

[ichoosefight]

that smiley face is so devious...

[unheiring]

i have no idea what you're talking about :))

[ichoosefight]

I'm on to you... you better watch yourself

[unheiring]

And I could say the same to you!
:)))