Spam Likely — Netbook

[unheiring]

[One morning, after everyone has been bone-raptured out of the grove, a series of messages begin appearing both on cellphones and netbooks alike. They’re… ingredience? Weird.]


Love Potion Cocktail
5 fresh raspberries
1 ½ ounces vodka
1 ½ ounces Chambord, raspberry liqueur
4 ounces ginger beer
dry ice, optional

The Nomad Special
Whiskey
Greasy Nut

Galaxy Lemonade
3 Ice Cubes Of Blue Matcha Powder
1 Cup Water
½ Cup Vodka
72 Ounces lemonade

The Blood Razor
Red Wine
Brandy
Razor Blade
Cherry Soda

Il Rigeneratore
1 Egg Yolk
Half a Glass of Asti Spumante
3 Roasted Walnuts
3 Teaspoons Sugar
1 Banana

Champagne Jelly Shots with Pomegranate Bursting Boba
2 cups Champagne or sparkling wine
1/3 cup 65g granulated sugar
1 packet .25 oz. powdered gelatin
1 container 15.8 oz. pomegranate bursting boba
1/3 cup heavy whipping cream
2 tablespoons white nonpareils
Gold edible stars
18 sprigs of rosemary about 1 ½ stems

[The spam continues on like this for some time. When the messages do finally stop, it lasts for about three minutes before one final note comes through.]

… Sorry. No other option but to send through these strange devices.

Comments

[ichoosefight]

please tell me you've never served me anything with egg in it

[shineprism]

These sound really good!

[cryopathy]

I would like the Potion Cocktail, please. Hold the Love.

P.S. Luca, darling, birdbrain, cherished and beloved brother, please don't eat razor blades.

[lupusxylem]

the nomad sounds like its both targeted and would kill me

so when are you gonna start sellin it

[eidxiety]

Is it a real love potion :O

[chickenchoicejudy]

Dude these sound SO good!

Especially Galaxy Lemonade, I didn't even know you could get matcha in blue?? And the jelly shots?? And a LOVE POTION that tastes like RASPBERRIES???

Are these in Neo Eden? Is this what future cocktails are like???