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Spam Likely — Netbook
[One morning, after everyone has been bone-raptured out of the grove, a series of messages begin appearing both on cellphones and netbooks alike. They’re… ingredience? Weird.]
Love Potion Cocktail
5 fresh raspberries
1 ½ ounces vodka
1 ½ ounces Chambord, raspberry liqueur
4 ounces ginger beer
dry ice, optional
The Nomad Special
Whiskey
Greasy Nut
Galaxy Lemonade
3 Ice Cubes Of Blue Matcha Powder
1 Cup Water
½ Cup Vodka
72 Ounces lemonade
The Blood Razor
Red Wine
Brandy
Razor Blade
Cherry Soda
Il Rigeneratore
1 Egg Yolk
Half a Glass of Asti Spumante
3 Roasted Walnuts
3 Teaspoons Sugar
1 Banana
Champagne Jelly Shots with Pomegranate Bursting Boba
2 cups Champagne or sparkling wine
1/3 cup 65g granulated sugar
1 packet .25 oz. powdered gelatin
1 container 15.8 oz. pomegranate bursting boba
1/3 cup heavy whipping cream
2 tablespoons white nonpareils
Gold edible stars
18 sprigs of rosemary about 1 ½ stems
[The spam continues on like this for some time. When the messages do finally stop, it lasts for about three minutes before one final note comes through.]
… Sorry. No other option but to send through these strange devices.
Love Potion Cocktail
5 fresh raspberries
1 ½ ounces vodka
1 ½ ounces Chambord, raspberry liqueur
4 ounces ginger beer
dry ice, optional
The Nomad Special
Whiskey
Greasy Nut
Galaxy Lemonade
3 Ice Cubes Of Blue Matcha Powder
1 Cup Water
½ Cup Vodka
72 Ounces lemonade
The Blood Razor
Red Wine
Brandy
Razor Blade
Cherry Soda
Il Rigeneratore
1 Egg Yolk
Half a Glass of Asti Spumante
3 Roasted Walnuts
3 Teaspoons Sugar
1 Banana
Champagne Jelly Shots with Pomegranate Bursting Boba
2 cups Champagne or sparkling wine
1/3 cup 65g granulated sugar
1 packet .25 oz. powdered gelatin
1 container 15.8 oz. pomegranate bursting boba
1/3 cup heavy whipping cream
2 tablespoons white nonpareils
Gold edible stars
18 sprigs of rosemary about 1 ½ stems
[The spam continues on like this for some time. When the messages do finally stop, it lasts for about three minutes before one final note comes through.]
… Sorry. No other option but to send through these strange devices.
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P.S. Luca, darling, birdbrain, cherished and beloved brother, please don't eat razor blades.
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... You can have the cocktail though. After you learn to make it. We are updating our options at the bar.
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UGH. Lucaaaaa! These are so complicated.
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And? Where is your sense of... whimsy?
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... You harlot.
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Your true colors shine through!
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Pah!
Are you working on a comedy routine? Is the Watchtower so lacking in entertainment? I was going to hire the those two boys who seem to be in love with each other, but if you're vying for the slot -
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You're cringe.
[why, yes, she HAS picked up some slang. (neo eden helps.)]
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