Spam Likely — Netbook

[unheiring]

[One morning, after everyone has been bone-raptured out of the grove, a series of messages begin appearing both on cellphones and netbooks alike. They’re… ingredience? Weird.]


Love Potion Cocktail
5 fresh raspberries
1 ½ ounces vodka
1 ½ ounces Chambord, raspberry liqueur
4 ounces ginger beer
dry ice, optional

The Nomad Special
Whiskey
Greasy Nut

Galaxy Lemonade
3 Ice Cubes Of Blue Matcha Powder
1 Cup Water
½ Cup Vodka
72 Ounces lemonade

The Blood Razor
Red Wine
Brandy
Razor Blade
Cherry Soda

Il Rigeneratore
1 Egg Yolk
Half a Glass of Asti Spumante
3 Roasted Walnuts
3 Teaspoons Sugar
1 Banana

Champagne Jelly Shots with Pomegranate Bursting Boba
2 cups Champagne or sparkling wine
1/3 cup 65g granulated sugar
1 packet .25 oz. powdered gelatin
1 container 15.8 oz. pomegranate bursting boba
1/3 cup heavy whipping cream
2 tablespoons white nonpareils
Gold edible stars
18 sprigs of rosemary about 1 ½ stems

[The spam continues on like this for some time. When the messages do finally stop, it lasts for about three minutes before one final note comes through.]

… Sorry. No other option but to send through these strange devices.

Comments

[eidxiety]

Is it a real love potion :O

[unheiring]

Only one way to find out ;)

[eidxiety]

Hmmmmm... doesn't that mean you're going to test it on someone?

[unheiring]

Maybe. Maybe not. Are you volunteering?

[eidxiety]

Haha. No.

[ :') he's having issues rn ]

But I want to spy on whoever drinks it and see if it works like a love god's arrow does~.

[unheiring]

Any ideas as to who we should try it on, then?

[eidxiety]

["Add" is Ain's first gut instinct, so anyway he's not saying that—]

What about those baby gays that came into your bar when you had the party?

[unheiring]

Mmm, I like how you think.
Shall we discuss this further in a more private venue, though? Lest our friends find themselves suspicious?

[eidxiety]

Uh-huh! I'll be there. Are you in Neo Eden, or are you back home?

[unheiring]

Back home. But I can be in Neo Eden if needed.

[eidxiety]

No, don't worry, I'll come to you~.

[It's gonna be like half an hour though until he pops into the bar for this, waving cheerfully when he gets there. This time he's not going to blurt out his first thoughts, you know... in case the Baby Gays are lurking.]

[unheiring]

[Luca casts a glance around as well, just in case. He's been zoning out a little bit. Probably thinking about men.]

We'll want to be careful. Ryan has already expressed his interest in the Love Potion, so... This may be easier than we thought!

[eidxiety]

Wow... haha, do you think he wants to use it on his not-boyfriend? [Tail wags.] So it is a real love potion! I didn't know you dabbled in alchemy.

[unheiring]

Probably not. He seemed more excited by the concept.

[Luca shakes his head.]

I doubt it is. It is a clever name meant to invoke romance and thus encourage someone to spend money. Which is exactly why I am taking the recipe with me back to the Grove.

[eidxiety]

Aww, so it's not a real love potion... [Why are you disappointed] I guess there's some weird moral implications with using those, though, haha... do you think it'll have a placebo effect on them instead?

[unheiring]

That's more what I am hoping for. Let them feel emboldened enough to pursue one another.