Spam Likely — Netbook

[unheiring]

[One morning, after everyone has been bone-raptured out of the grove, a series of messages begin appearing both on cellphones and netbooks alike. They’re… ingredience? Weird.]


Love Potion Cocktail
5 fresh raspberries
1 ½ ounces vodka
1 ½ ounces Chambord, raspberry liqueur
4 ounces ginger beer
dry ice, optional

The Nomad Special
Whiskey
Greasy Nut

Galaxy Lemonade
3 Ice Cubes Of Blue Matcha Powder
1 Cup Water
½ Cup Vodka
72 Ounces lemonade

The Blood Razor
Red Wine
Brandy
Razor Blade
Cherry Soda

Il Rigeneratore
1 Egg Yolk
Half a Glass of Asti Spumante
3 Roasted Walnuts
3 Teaspoons Sugar
1 Banana

Champagne Jelly Shots with Pomegranate Bursting Boba
2 cups Champagne or sparkling wine
1/3 cup 65g granulated sugar
1 packet .25 oz. powdered gelatin
1 container 15.8 oz. pomegranate bursting boba
1/3 cup heavy whipping cream
2 tablespoons white nonpareils
Gold edible stars
18 sprigs of rosemary about 1 ½ stems

[The spam continues on like this for some time. When the messages do finally stop, it lasts for about three minutes before one final note comes through.]

… Sorry. No other option but to send through these strange devices.

Comments

[chickenchoicejudy]

Dude these sound SO good!

Especially Galaxy Lemonade, I didn't even know you could get matcha in blue?? And the jelly shots?? And a LOVE POTION that tastes like RASPBERRIES???

Are these in Neo Eden? Is this what future cocktails are like???

[unheiring]

In Neo Eden for now. But I am working on recreating them back at The Watchtower. It would be a shame to let such vibrant drinks go by the wayside, wouldn't you say?

[chickenchoicejudy]

Totally! I mean the tavern vibe is really cool too, but I'm NEVER going to say no to having drinks with edible stars on them.

[unheiring]

I am no old codger. I am not opposed to growing with the times.

... and the stars are nice. Perhaps if I added some edible glitter as well?

[chickenchoicejudy]

There's EDIBLE GLITTER???

[unheiring]

Oh, my friend, you have so much to learn.
I have even found bottles that glow in the dark.

[chickenchoicejudy]

WHAT

I wanna try a glow-in-the-dark drink! Or both! A glow-in-the-dark glitter drink!

[If they're selling it in bottles it's probably not radioactive, right?]

[unheiring]

You can have that and more. And since you are being so complimentary, perhaps a few will be even be free.

[chickenchoicejudy]

Oh man, how can I say no to free drinks from the bartender himself?! You're the best, Luca!

Sooooo. You on tonight? :)

[unheiring]

I can be, if someone is asking :) Are you?

[chickenchoicejudy]

Maybe! ;)

(And by maybe I mean definitely.)

[unheiring]

Then I will see you soon enough.

[chickenchoicejudy]

See you soon!

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