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[jesterlies]

How to break out of jail when magic fails
How to keep magic from failing
How to kill Gods when magic is failing
How to raze entire realm to ground except for a few people
How to service sewing machine without magic
Where to buy needles for magic fabric
"Lie Detector" exploded when attached to me is this common lol
Hair product gentle on eyes
Hair product good for hair with other-realm all seeing eyes
Hair caught in "Vending Machine"
How to dismantle Vending Machine.
Threw Vending Machine through window now its screaming at me.
What size heel is sensible for running from law enforcement
What size heel is good for making your soulmate's spouses jealous
How to break out of Jail 2
How do I get out of this ovens forsaken place

Comments

[jesterlies]

wait seriously what are you waiting for gET ME OUT OF HERE

[oleaeuropaea]

i don't knooooow.
you did just tell me to die~
you gotta say sorry first!

[jesterlies]

I suffer from a rare, debilitating illness where the act of apologizing causes me so much pain and distress it will kill me outright.

[lilyberation]

Get better soon.

[jesterlies]

[???????]

[lilyberation]

( dwbi. )

[oleaeuropaea]

WAIT REALLY?
im so sorry you don't have to apologize at all i'll be right there!

[jesterlies]

[Oh, so he's a sucker, got it. Great!]

Youuuu can make it up to me by breaking me out of this HORRIBLE LITTLE PRISON as fast as possible!!!

[oleaeuropaea]

mmmkayyyyyy
one second!

[oleaeuropaea]

[And sure enough, give him an hour and Shadow Milk will hear the sound of a minotaur thundering through some walls. And also a very loud:]

Mr. Grumpy Milk Guy? You in here???? [Crash.] How about this one? [Thud.] In here?

Man this place is big!

[jesterlies]

[Holy shit he did it. WHAT THE FUCK.]

Over here! Over here!

[Probably the last room/cell you were planning to crash through, ain't that just the way.]

[oleaeuropaea]

[Isn't it just!]

Oh! There you are! C'mon, Minnie! Let's fetch!

[The minotaur rumbles over to Shadow Milk and uh. Well. He's getting picked up bridal style if he doesn't do anything about it. It's a picture straight out of Morning Glory Milking Farm over here.]

[psychokinesia]

[a holoscreen bzzts down from above feat. Add looking like he wants to strangle his own camera]

It's not Minnie, it's Multi-Purpose Combat Unit MINO-2R! Get it right! Also, you!! You're supposed to guarding the place, not breaking out the prisoners! Get back to your post!! Why are you even listening to him, I'm the one who created you!!!

[jesterlies]

[WHAT THE FUCK??? It's okay he's easy to pick up because he has been pacing his sell like a distraught tiger. He is having some Trauma associations here that he will simply not acknowledge.]

[Also Shadow Milk is like 5'5" without the heels, he's so easy to pick up.]

Ignore him, get me out of here!

[oleaeuropaea]

[Just patting Minnie's head.]

Shhh, it's okay sweetheart, don't listen to the grumpy little man on the screen.

[And to Shadow Milk!]

Right, okay! Come on sweetheart, out we go!

["Minnie" begins lumbering out through the chaos she's wrought.]

[psychokinesia]

Don't ignore me! I wrote your codes, you ungrateful bovine!! I carved out every inch of that body of yours! And you leave me for what, that idiotic twig?!

[genuinely way more upset about the robot rn than Shadow Milk escaping. you didn't even solve the maze! he spent hours writing sudoku puzzles and you didn't even look at them! first you steal Ain and now this, when will the disrespect end!!!!!!]