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[jesterlies]

How to break out of jail when magic fails
How to keep magic from failing
How to kill Gods when magic is failing
How to raze entire realm to ground except for a few people
How to service sewing machine without magic
Where to buy needles for magic fabric
"Lie Detector" exploded when attached to me is this common lol
Hair product gentle on eyes
Hair product good for hair with other-realm all seeing eyes
Hair caught in "Vending Machine"
How to dismantle Vending Machine.
Threw Vending Machine through window now its screaming at me.
What size heel is sensible for running from law enforcement
What size heel is good for making your soulmate's spouses jealous
How to break out of Jail 2
How do I get out of this ovens forsaken place

Comments

[ichoosefight]

is this an outline for your autobiography

[jesterlies]

YEAH IF MY AUTOBRIOGRAPHY WAS HOW I BURNED THIS STUPID WORLD TO THE GROUND SEND TEXT

[ichoosefight]

honestly if the whole planet is just holograms and robots I'm with you

you should maybe learn to check what you've sent, though

[jesterlies]

Infernal device was clearly trying to spite me also It's not very compatible with magic

[Shadow Milk what does this mean-]

[oleaeuropaea]

youuuuu okay buddy?
need a hug or something?

[jesterlies]

NO, I JUST NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS STUPID PLACE

[oleaeuropaea]

well if you mean the jail, i can do that!
i'm really good at getting out of jail cells!
but if you mean the city, that's um. a little more complicated!
have you looked in a mirror lately?

[purevanillacookie]

[ Thankfully the journal still works like this. PV safe in the Grove going TeeHee. ]

Are you not having fun, Bluebird?

[jesterlies]

A

[purevanillacookie]

B?

[eidxiety]

I can fix your sewing machine ^^

For hair you want something that says "tear free" on the bottle.

If you're running from the cops I recommend being able to float? Haha ^^

[jesterlies]

Wait did someone actually respond to this intelligently what a crumbling miracle hey when I get out of this stupid neon nightmare ddkjgsl;dk;asa

[eidxiety]

You seemed like you had a lot of questions but I only have three answers ^^

OH, WAIT, I have a fourth one actually!

You want 6inch or higher heels for making your soulmate's spouses jealous, I think? Do you want me to make you shoes too :O I've gotten pretty good at it.

[psychokinesia]

Dynamo, set reminder to add a signal jammer to project file JL-11655340.

[lilyberation]

( ... sighs. )

Let him have this.

[purevanillacookie]

♡

[psychokinesia]

He'll make more progress if he's focused. I'll give him one hour of screen time for today, isn't that generous of me?

[jesterlies]

I HOPE YOU W

[psychokinesia]

Win? Kukuku, as if I'd need your permission.

I'll be merciful and give you a hint. Where does filth like you belong?

[stick your hand in the jail toilet for a surprise]

[mooninthewater]

Generally, you can ask for help. There's been a few break outs thus far. I can help, if needed.
I don't know enough about magic personally. Perhaps there's inhibitors here?
Which God?
Usually oil and fire is a good place to start.
It looks like Ain is helping you with this one, but there's a lot of very helpful manuals that come with them, and more at crafting stores.
There's a few craft stores around! I don't know if they work on magic fabric, but it's worth a go. If not, perhaps you could make a needle from some old star shards?
It's not common! Very funny, though.
You can usually look in the children's section for gentle on the eyes haircare products.
^^^
Pulling on it a few strands at a time instead of all at once should make the process easier.
If you can see what brand it is, there are schematics available.
Oh no :(
Any size, if you're cool enough.
Generally, spending more time with them is the way to go, and not look for materialistic things. I prefer to bite and lay claim that way.
Again, do you need help?
Looking in a mirror will get you back to the Grove.

Hope this helps!

[jesterlies]

[He does not get to respond to this one right away because like three people are trying to break him out of jail.]

[But he will come back eventually.]

Sorry kid had kind of an eventful night lets see.

The inhibitor is that insect trapping us here
Every God I think they should all crumble.
Been there done that need something more interesting, but I'll workshop it!
I'm going to bother Greenie later about it he seems to know how to do stuff the annoying way (manually)
Star Shard needle you might be onto something there.
Picked some up you would be surprised how tricky it is to clean hair full of eyes! Haha every day I resent these bodies!
The Vending Machine is no longer with us, problem solved
Oh no, he is irrevocably mine, he's just in love with literally everyone so I have to share and we all hate each other. A real slapstick sitcom if you think about it. I'm not allowed to kill anyone.
I got out, that place is dust, but thanks for chiming in anyway!

cw: cannibalism

[mooninthewater]

Just judging by the texts, I can't say I'm surprised.

Anyway, if you'd like to try some used star shards, Sesa has a few. You might be able to ask for one from him, he's real nice.
If you're not used to this sort of body, I may have some suggestions for you, if you're open to it.
As for your soulmate... I was not implying he was not. Trust me, I get it. I was simply suggesting that there's really no reason to make them jealous by looking good yourself, but rather making them realize how "irrevocably yours" he is. Does that make sense~? Personally, I ate my boyfriend.
Of course! I'm glad you're okay!! (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

[charlastan]

SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE LIE DETECTORS ARE A LOT MORE PRONE TO EXPLODING THAN YOU'D THINK.

[jesterlies]

What a flimsy piece of trash! How desperate some are, to weed out Deceit.

[charlastan]

YEAH!!! AND THEY DEFINITELY EXPLODE ON THEIR OWN AND NOT BECAUSE YOU JUST LIED THAT MUCH!