jesterlies: (90)
blueberry clown bastard ([personal profile] jesterlies) wrote in [community profile] sticksandbones2025-04-06 06:03 pm

Netbook

How to break out of jail when magic fails
How to keep magic from failing
How to kill Gods when magic is failing
How to raze entire realm to ground except for a few people
How to service sewing machine without magic
Where to buy needles for magic fabric
"Lie Detector" exploded when attached to me is this common lol
Hair product gentle on eyes
Hair product good for hair with other-realm all seeing eyes
Hair caught in "Vending Machine"
How to dismantle Vending Machine.
Threw Vending Machine through window now its screaming at me.
What size heel is sensible for running from law enforcement
What size heel is good for making your soulmate's spouses jealous
How to break out of Jail 2
How do I get out of this ovens forsaken place
charlastan: Money (That's What I Want) - Barrett Strong (You can give them to the birds and bees)

[personal profile] charlastan 2025-04-10 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH!!! AND THEY DEFINITELY EXPLODE ON THEIR OWN AND NOT BECAUSE YOU JUST LIED THAT MUCH!