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[jesterlies]

How to break out of jail when magic fails
How to keep magic from failing
How to kill Gods when magic is failing
How to raze entire realm to ground except for a few people
How to service sewing machine without magic
Where to buy needles for magic fabric
"Lie Detector" exploded when attached to me is this common lol
Hair product gentle on eyes
Hair product good for hair with other-realm all seeing eyes
Hair caught in "Vending Machine"
How to dismantle Vending Machine.
Threw Vending Machine through window now its screaming at me.
What size heel is sensible for running from law enforcement
What size heel is good for making your soulmate's spouses jealous
How to break out of Jail 2
How do I get out of this ovens forsaken place

Comments

[psychokinesia]

Ugh, just shut up already.

[it's not like he really means any of it... everyone is so fucking rude to him today, fuck everyone in this post except Passenger]

[eidxiety]

[Ugh... okay, plan B—]

Where are you right now? Are you at the jail that everyone wants to blow up? :O

[psychokinesia]

[really, Ain? you need to ask that??]

Case and point.

[eidxiety]

[He's making sure you're still there for when the bombs go off and you die!!! Rolling his eyes like he knew you wouldn't evacuate but still—

Anyway, he's going to jail now he supposes, he's going to float around the perimeter on his stupid little angel magic and look in all the windows for Add. Where are you—]