[001] Netbook

[namuthing]

[At some point, who knows how many days or weeks into the Roseroot Incident™️, anyone who's been paying attention to the Netbooks will be greeted with a... rather colorful message. It's hastily scrawled, probably slightly misspelled but... hey, it's legible enough.]

this sucks this sucks this FUCKING SUCKS
seriously, do you assholes live like this?!
tell me at least one of you has found a way out of this nightmare.

Comments

[namuthing]

i'm not rude! you're rude! you're the one who told me to suck your balls, weirdo?!

[lyricistdontmiss]

It was a JOKE can you not take a JOKE??? Like I even SAID it was a joke!

I was gonna teach you more but now I don't know if I should because you're making it weird!

[namuthing]

yeah, well, i didn't want to learn from a dumb girl anyway!!

[lyricistdontmiss]

Ohhh my god you did NOT just

I hope one of those monsters eats you like actually!!!!

And then spits you out because you taste like the smell of durian!!!!

[namuthing]

i bet you LOOK like a durian!

[lyricistdontmiss]

I will beat you in the FACE with a durian don't even TRY me

[namuthing]

really? you're gonna beat up a kid?
you must be a real shitbag, huh?

[lyricistdontmiss]

Okay like how old are we talking though, like how old are you

[namuthing]

what, so you can creep on me?
i'm not telling you, weirdo.

[lyricistdontmiss]

Why are you like INSISTING I'm going to creep on you, what does that say about YOU??? You're the one that made it all weird after you found out I was a girl anyway!!

[namuthing]

didn't i tell you to shut up!!

[lyricistdontmiss]

Okay wait hold on I'm gonna guess

You're like maybe fifteen, sixteen? And that's being generous because I could totally pin you for twelve with the way you're acting, I have seen SO many teenage boys playing online games like this

[namuthing]

... yeah fine whatever.
you got it in one.

[lyricistdontmiss]

I KNEW it

Dude guys your age go crazy for these kinds of jokes, that's all I heard in high school, you should totally learn these!

Also like, please don't say things like that about girls, it's REALLY hurtful

Actually you probably shouldn't say it about anyone, but ESPECIALLY girls

[namuthing]

[Oh my god, she's lecturing him. Let him crawl into a hole and die about this. Honestly, he has half of a mind to do just that, or maybe go run into a flock a monsters and let them put him out of his misery.

... but he is curious. So...]

what's high school?

[lyricistdontmiss]

Oh! High school is a level of school for teenagers. So you have like, elementary school for kids from like 5 to 11, then middle school for kids from 12 to 14, then high school for kids from 15 to 18. It's like, you go there and learn stuff like writing and reading and math and science, and you learn more complicated stuff the older you get! And if you want to go to school even more after high school, you can go to college! But you don't have to.

[namuthing]

yyyyeah i never did any of that.
whoops.

[lyricistdontmiss]

Oh my god you missed out on like a WHOLE social experience

I'm going to teach you so many things, just you wait. You're gonna have a BLAST! Because Zoey's Simulated High School experience will NOT include bullies.

[namuthing]

i -
i never agreed to that!!

[lyricistdontmiss]

Aww, cmon! It'll be fun! I promise!

[namuthing]

i don't -
uh...

[lyricistdontmiss]

Tell you what, you can just try it once and if you don't like it, you don't have to do it again! No catch!

Besides, it would be nice to make some new friends! I'm still new here.

1/2

[namuthing]

[namuthing]

i'm not
good with people. you should find someone else.

[Girls specifically but... He's not going to call that part out, thanks.]

[lyricistdontmiss]

[ Aww. He's adorable. ]

Hey, no stress! The offer is always open if you ever change your mind.