I'm sorry I need some whimsy

[lupusxylem]

so like im just sayin

just spitballin just thinkin out loud here

do you think these bug things are edible

like speaking hypothetically

this is wolfwood by the way

[Yes everyone knows your handwriting is shit.]

Comments

[love_swan]

DON'T EAT THE EVIL BUGS????

[lupusxylem]

i aint ate nothin dont freak out im just SAYING
like has anyone tried? probably not! very understandable why youd be hesitant about that kind of thing
but purely for curiosity's sake...especially since there's a fuckbillion of them and theyve become a Problem

[love_swan]

Like assuming it doesnt outright kill you it looks like it'd give you the worst stomach ache ever. They look rancid.

[lyricistdontmiss]

Ew? No???? Like there are places out there that DO eat bugs but I super don't think these kinds of bugs are good for you.

[lupusxylem]

bugs are pretty much the main source of food where im from so its not that crazy of an idea to me
theyre used a lot in a ton of other shit like crafting things. clothing, cigs, etc etc
and since these things look like wood ??? seems like they might be good for somethin idk

[lyricistdontmiss]

Wow. Um. I'm glad that's working out for you guys! Like genuinely, that's not sarcasm.

But like, there are so many other things here to eat, why would you want to willingly eat bugs? I just don't think these things are like... safe.

[chonomai]

Absolutely not. If you've already tried, please see me in the makeshift clinic in the lobby.

[lupusxylem]

i said hypothetically!

[chonomai]

I cannot list how many "hypotheticals" have been real questions in my line of work...

[mooninthewater]

Oh, I don't recommend it. There's a reason why We Many aren't just eating them outright...

[lupusxylem]

oh. speaking from experience?

[mooninthewater]

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[eidxiety]

Nikolaus no

[lupusxylem]

hypotheticallyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[eidxiety]

Why do you have to eat everything in sight :/

[namuthing]

so i kinda got a sense about these things and uh,
no.
no they're not.
don't do it.

[lupusxylem]

a...sense?
in what way

[namuthing]

Let's just say I'm really good at eating things.
And picking up when they shouldn't be eaten.
Big fat nope on this one.

[yourtomb]

I am seriously and deeply concerned about all of you...

[lupusxylem]

yall dont know what HYPOTHETICAL means

[yourtomb]

You would not ask a hypothetical if you were not seriously considering it.

[itisa]

Too woody for anyone who eats flesh.
Too soulless for anyone who doesn't.
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Probably good for burning if we run out of fuel here, though.

[lupusxylem]

yeah that seems to be the popular idea for what to do with these things
sucks they cant be useful for anything else given theres a fuckton of them but i guess this wouldnt be the first time somethin like this has happened
whenever this is over the corpses will probably just vanish or some shit anyway

[fatalis]

I'm just going to put this out there, if you have to ask, the answer is probably "yes" but also "it won't be good".

[lupusxylem]

yeah i figured as much
but a guy's curious yaknow? never seen a bug that looks quite like em
and we got some hella weird bugs where im from