[OPEN] happy birthday drunkass

[succiduous]

Who: Gnosis & You
What: It's his birthday. Mizuki gave him liquor. Bird is drunk.
When: Dec 11th
Where: The inn
Warnings: Alcohol/chaotic drunk behaviour


I. He's not an alcoholic but,

[Gnosis likes to think he's very put together. Anyway, that's why he's laying across one of the inn couches, taking up the entire goddamn thing, with a bottle of liquor clasped in his fist. A bottle of liquor which he's very quickly downing. No he's not using a glass he's just drinking right out of the fucking bottle.

It is, luckily for him and his liver functions, the only bottle here right now. This does not seem to matter by the time you find him, because the man is already fucking plastered.]

Hey.

[Just walk away just let him drown his problems in the bottle just fucking leave]

If I did something fucked up [GNOSIS] would you hate me?

II. this is some alcoholic behaviour,

[The bottle is empty. Gnosis is no longer on the couch. He has moved on to the kitchen, by some miracle, and maybe you watched him hobble there on his crutches while absolutely fucking Gone. You'll find him in the kitchen, balancing with his crutches against the nearby wall as he digs in the fridge. There's pretty much nothing in here, and he very suddenly stands up and slams it shut.]

This place sucks.

[He says this with absolutely none of his usual verbosity and all the ire he can manage, hobbling over to the cabinets.]

Couldn't even stock it with liquor, [YOU DRANK IT ALL] had to throw us in here to die without a way of taking the edge off... [PLEASE SIT DOWN]

III. but happy birthday anyway i guess

[Okay. Back to the couch. This time he's not laying on it, but rather sitting up properly, and it seems like Someone has given him a glass of water and has explicitly said in no uncertain terms that his ass needs to chill the fuck out. He's nursing this glass very carefully while Tenzin sits on his shoulder and chews on his hair. The hawk says drink your water, nerd.

Anyway, Gnosis is not doing this. He sips maybe once every five minutes. He will be hungover by morning if this keeps up.]

Thirty-six is not old. [He mutters this to himself, but if you're here to hear it, it'll sound like he's saying it to you. He's apparently having his midlife crisis.] I'm not old. Why do people keep calling me old?

[You're apparently geriatric at 36 idk what you want from a bunch of 18 year olds dude]

IV. WILDCARD??

[It's his birthday today lmao, special mention goes to all the new lore that came out mentioning that he's horrible with liquor. God bless him. Anyway if you want to do something with a drunk bird??? i'm here]

Comments

[mooninthewater]

[ Oh okay. That’s fine. He’s like half leaning on Gnosis now, hope that’s okay— ]

Mmh… I suppose because I want to give the world what it’s given me…? That probably sounds silly, ehe…

[ Mizuki isn’t one to go talking about himself usually, but he’ll offer that small little nugget, at least. ]

I don’t think there’s really such a thing as “too” nice, anyway.

[succiduous]

If I gave the world what the world gave to me, it would be fucking dead.

[Okay!! It's time to calm down!!]

The world is lucky I'm trying at all, at this point. [CHUGS]

[mooninthewater]

…I’m glad you are, Mister Gnosis.

[ He’s so sorry about getting you shitfaced. He didn’t know it would be this bad— ]

And I… mmh, I wasn’t trying to say everyone should give back what they get. An eye for an eye makes the world blind and all that. I just mean… I was real lucky. No one had to be kind to someone like me, yet everyone was. I want to… make people happy like that, too. I think that… if there are memories so bad they can stick with you for forever and make you feel that pain all over again, then there can also be memories so good that they stick with you for forever and make you feel that happiness all over again.

I’m gonna figure out how to do that. And then I’m gonna try to make everyone happy. When I figure out, you’ll be the first person I come to, Mister Gnosis.

[succiduous]

[Sometimes he likes to be white girl wasted. Let him be.]

...thanks. [CHUGGING INTENSIFIES] If anyone can do it, I'm positive it'll be you. It certainly won't be me. [Even if he'd like to make that a reality, sometimes.]

[mooninthewater]

That's really kind of you to say, Mister Gnosis. I hope I'm able to.

That said! I don't think you should so readily exclude yourself, either. I wouldn't want to figure stuff out all on my own, anyway, that kind of defeats the purpose. Maybe I can try it out with you some? Finding stuff to make you happy would make you a good test subject.

…

In a good way! [ Mizuki- ]