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[neckromancy]

Alright, given the state of how things have transpired rather recently enough, I suppose it wouldn't hurt for me to do my part in bringing back a bit of levity.

No offense, darlings, but quite a few of you have been looking a bit... Questionably rough in not the most flattering of ways. Therefore, out of the kindness of my heart, I come to you all with an offer; I happen to be quite well versed in the ways of a couturier, and have found myself with a bit too much free time in the rare moments the world is not going to pure and utter shit around here.

Should you find yourself wanting fresh, less worn clothing, I have some materials I wouldn't mind putting to use. Feel free to jot down such requests here, or draw out a design for me to glance over. Applications will be completed from the order of what I find most interesting to work on to the ones I find the most boring, so do try to have at least a little creativity concerning said designs.

And, of course, should you find yourself in need of repairs rather than a new wardrobe, I am quite capable of handling that as well. Payment in the form of valuables is preferred, although I am willing to accept the promise of a favor or two should you find your pockets too empty to meet such requirements.

Comments

[interestingtimes]

I wouldn't mind some new clothes. Though I wonder if you're talented enough to make Drow clothing ;)

[The winky face was put there after a few seconds because she realized that sarcasm is not well translated on paper.

And then a sketch of some Drow clothing designs which I can't find any good ones because everyone draws Drow women basically naked. But we can all pretend here.]

Though I do wonder what kind of favor you'd like.

[neckromancy]

[The response comes after he's sure she's finished up her reference sketches, and then a bit later still once he's finished scrutinizing all of the details.]

How dare you! Of all the residents here, I'd have expected you to be the one to have the most faith in me. You're quite well versed in my personal repertoire of skills, after all.

[Sir this is a public log]

I have always wanted to get my hands on drow fashion, if I'm being honest. Something about the style has a certain... Deadly-yet-chic feel to it. As if you'd be just as in your element in a ballroom as you might be slighting someone's throat.

Any colors you'd prefer, pet? Red accents as per your usual flair?

[interestingtimes]

Oh, I have complete faith your abilities. After all, you did give me such a wonderful birthday present. But who would I be if I didn't get to tease you a little?

[Alright, both of you need to stop.]

"Deadly-yet-chic" is rather on the nose, actually. Your description of Drow fashion is excellent and would grant you high praise in the Courts of Menzoberranzan!

But yes, red would be preferred, unless you want to spice things up and do the traditional purple.

[neckromancy]

[His reply is delayed once again, although this time owing to the fact that his looping scrawl can be spotted jotting down notes next to her visuals. He's had her measurements down for some time after having mended enough of her clothes in the past, but he puts them to paper all the same.]

Mm, you have a point. I'll absolve you for now, I suppose.

Honestly, we could skip all the deliberation and do both. I've enough fabric saved up to handle a few different garments without issue... What are your thoughts on velvet?

[interestingtimes]

You know, velvet wouldn't be my first choice.

[There's a series of "..." where she's just tapping her pen against the page.]

Or second. Or third, really.

[neckromancy]

It's classy. And durable.

[He's not offended but he's also not not offended.]

But, fine. What would you prefer then, Your Excellency?

[interestingtimes]

It's itchy and hot.

Though to be fair, a lot of the time I'm wearing armor and leather, so I really can't speak on "preferred clothes".

I'm a terrible noblewoman.

[There's a little <3 drawn by "Your Excellency".]

What do you suggest, my most trusted tailor?

[neckromancy]

Fair enough, I suppose. Considering we are headed for warmer weathers, something more breathable would be best.

I've a bolt of plain weave linen on hand currently, which is rather diverse in its uses and should serve just fine. Dyeing it is also fairly simple, so choice of color also has no bearing on the overall pattern. If you'd prefer something along the lines of say... Silk, or the leathers you're so fond of, you'll either have to procure it for me yourself or get someone else to do it.

[interestingtimes]

No, no! I trust your creative judgment and know that whatever you use will look incredible.

Thank you so much, darling. I truly appreciate you.

[neckromancy]

Yes, yes.

I will be keeping track of said owed favor, by the by. Consider this unbreakable pact forged, signed, notarized, et cetera et cetera. I can't imagine it will take me too terribly long to get through your requests, so expect to see the results here in a few days or so. I tend to work fast.

[interestingtimes]

Yes, yes. Do let me know in regards to the contract favor.

But I am excited to see what you end up making, love. Thank you again.

[unheiring]

I expect that your insults to the Grove and its collective fashion sense will either generate enough of an enraged stir to get you the business you need, or put them off of you entirely.

I truly look forward to seeing what will happen.

[neckromancy]

Oh, the intent was not quite to insult, I'm merely stating facts. I don't think anyone present has come out the other side of hoofing it in the wilds this month without several questionable stains or tears, and that's without taking into account all the battle wear from the abominations that unleashed themselves upon us with reckless abandon.

My point here being, people tend to feel better when they retain some manner of control of their overall appearance. It won't fix everything, of course, but it's something.

[unheiring]

That makes far more sense, though there is something to be said for your tonal implications. Nevertheless, I'm not one to harp on social faux pas. Not when I am far more interested in what you have to offer. It would not do me particularly well to berate you when I may or may not have requests.

[neckromancy]

I wouldn't quite consider it a faux pas personally; my flippant abrasiveness tends to add to my overall charm. It's how I show affection, or so I've been told.

I am, however, quite happy to put a pin on said banter for the time being in the interest of hearing what you may - or may not - have in mind.

[unheiring]

Oh, I'm quite sure of that.

In any case. Would you be able to craft something that both looks adequately presentable whilst also flattening the bust?

[neckromancy]

Hm... Possibly, yes. Are you looking for suitable outerwear? Or would you prefer something more in the vein of undergarments?

[unheiring]

I have... adequate undergarments. But as you can imagine there are limitations and discomforts. Outerwear that could at least veil such things a bit better would be preferable.

[neckromancy]

In that case, it should be quite easily doable, yes. The materials I have on hand are better suited for such things, so I shouldn't need to do much when it comes to procuring more. I'd imagine you'd prefer a variety rather than just the single article, yes? A batch of a few pieces at once wouldn't be terribly difficult to breeze through, and I'd be able to better equip you for more than just one or two situations.

Do you have a preferred style of choice when it comes to your overall wardrobe?

[unheiring]

Whatever you have the time for. If they are beating your doors down desperate for your creations, then I won't ask for more than one or two. Should you have time for more, however, you will be adequately compensated. I assume the currency of the realm should suffice?

As for my personal tastes... perhaps we can split it down the middle. In my off-time, I do prefer clothes of a more... refined palette. However. I do need attire that suits training, or at least won't be ruined by any swordplay.

[neckromancy]

That will do just fine, darling. We can discuss the intricacies of remuneration once I have the necessary patterns in line. For now, I think this serves rather well enough as a recording that there remain goods to be paid for.

Naturally, as the two of us seem to be... Kindred spirits when it comes to said refined taste in clothing, I can also guarantee any final product will certainly be beyond your wildest desires and expectations. On that, you have my word. Durability is also rather high on my list of priorities, given the lengths I have had to go to in order to keep my own attire in working order for as long as it has been, so that is also not something I expect you need to worry about.

[unheiring]

I appreciate your... understanding in this matter. Both matters, truly — that of style and that of expectations. With that in mind, I place full trust in your skills.

I look forward to seeing what you craft.

[purevanillacookie]

[ Just going to ignore the everything not the offer in true PV fashion. ]

Ah, what a kind offer, your Highness! Though I'm afraid my own style would be rather boring for your tastes, I do have a request, if you've the time!

[ He can't block Dark Cacao from seeing this, but the man is going to need clothes that aren't armor. He will bake. So Pure Vanilla will doodle the best he can. He will leave off the cape, that may be worthwhile next Winter but not for the upcoming heat... ]

Of course, I will be glad to offer what I can in payment!

[neckromancy]

[PV's design - just as Taliira's - spends a minute or so being examined before a proper reply comes. Before then, a few editions of his own messy doodling are added beside the illustration, mostly to properly visualize how to achieve the proper shaping via how he can get the fabric to lay.]

Hem wise, would you prefer that patterning to manifest as embroidery, or for it to be an appliqué fabric design? I can easily do either, mind, but I have a bit more experience with the former.

[purevanillacookie]

[ Pure Vanilla will ponder the doodles, but not have much to offer. He's not a clothier, after all, and can see it as the other thinking visually. ]

I will leave that up to your judgement! I am afraid I'm not well versed in what makes a good outfit in the least, my own Kingdoms designs fell on the simple side.

[neckromancy]

["Embroidered Design" gets added next to the drawing, with an arrow pointing to the hem.]

It tends to take a practiced eye to note all the intricacies of a pattern, so that's as unsurprising as it is reasonable. I don't suppose you have measurements on hand, do you? If not, I'd be happy to walk you through how to take them if you need the guidance, or I can meet with you to take them myself. The design itself isn't terribly form fitting, so they don't need to be quite as precise as they might have needed otherwise.

[purevanillacookie]

I do not, I'm afraid, but that at least I am versed well enough in that it should be a simple enough matter to get you those! And yes, I can certainly say the layers mostly hang, though I must admit I am entirely unsure how. As they were icing back home.

[ Cookie. ]

Thank you, your Highness, this will make a great gift, and I truly am not sure how to pay you back. It may take me a moment to get those measurements to you, but I shall do so as soon as I am able.

[winterfrosting]

[In different very fancy handwriting:]

Thank you. We will have the needed measurements soon

[ He won't nag PV about this cuz for once his fussing is very practical- his armor and under clothing is really not day to day practical- especially for his less crispy body ]

[leggierissimo]

[oh someone said some magic words]

Oh? Interesting offer. Where's the samples, though? The proof? Words can only advertise so much, you know. I do hope you have a display of your work somewhere.

[forwander]

Are you familiar with Sargonian-style attire? I can provide physical samples if needed. For now, you'll have to excuse the drawings, as I tend only to sketch machinery and not fabrics.

[Scrawling out something like this outfit on just a plain A-posing model that is missing the hands because ?? hands. The idea is there though.]

I'd be interested in acquiring something for Sesa.

[PASSENGER YOU CAN'T JUST DRESS SESA UP W/O HIS CONSENT????????????]