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[sesa]

The chairs

The chairs have legs

Comments

[succiduous]

I realise that Sargonians typically use floor seating, but I know you have chairs there. Did you only just find out that they're called the legs of the chair?

[sesa]

I know that! But these are different!

They're hooved legs! I sat down in one and it threw me off!!

[succiduous]

I never want to assume.

[WOW.]

You're in the Alpha Mart, aren't you.

[sesa]

How did you guess?

[succiduous]

The chair bucking you off gave it away.

[sesa]

They are all Kuranta, Gnosis.

It's terrifying.

[succiduous]

At the cost of sounding incredibly politically incorrect: Have you tried to put a saddle on it?

[when the nearl family comes for you gnosis, god will be looking the other way.]

[leggierissimo]

If you're amazed by chairs, just wait until you see tables. I'm not sure if you can handle that level of excitement.

[sesa]

Words can be hurtful, you know :(

[leggierissimo]

I wouldn't doubt it. I saw some in a package with a slingshot in the toy aisle.

[sesa]

[SO MEAN TO HIM]

You know I could have kept this information to myself. Then you too would be kicked by the next chair you tried to sit in.

[leggierissimo]

Bold of you to assume I sit.

[sesa]

I feel like that is the most reasonable thing I could assume, actually!!

[winterfrosting]

[well yes of course they do, but unless this is another case of Suspicious Brownies something must have happened. So:]

Are you in need of assistance?

[sesa]

The Great Sesa needs no help! I am just...putting this out here as a public safety announcement for the betterment of all. Yes.

And besides, I am unsure I would be able to lead you to where I am in the first place. I do not know where I am.

[winterfrosting]

...that strange shop then. Are you sure you are in not in need of rescue...?

[sesa]

To admit defeat now would be akin to giving up and I, Sesa, am no quitter.

I just need to be persistent. One of these aisles must lead to the way out.

[mooninthewater]

I know we use a kotatsu a lot, Sesa, but chairs usually do have legs...

[sesa]

But they do not usually have Kuranta legs! Or Perro legs!

Right...?

[mooninthewater]

I suppose it depends on the person who made the chair!

[sesa]

[...]

You're telling me this is something people do? In real life?

[mooninthewater]

There's a lot of weird things people do, Sesa. I'm sure some fancy rich folk would love to have chair legs that are carved to look like real people legs.

Fancy rich folk, or people with foot fetishes.

[sesa]

If someone is having it done for the means of a fetish, it might be best they kept that to themselves...and not have it be part of the decor.

[mermaidcursed]

( unhelpfully, there is a doodle of a chair bucking around like a bronco and a lasso trying to catch it from off the page in the corner. )

[sesa]

[NENE WHY MUST YOU MAKE FUN OF HIS PLIGHT...

...

He'll draw a little cowboy hat on the chair.]