A chorse is a chorse of course of course [Netbook]

[sesa]

The chairs

The chairs have legs

Comments

[succiduous]

I realise that Sargonians typically use floor seating, but I know you have chairs there. Did you only just find out that they're called the legs of the chair?

[sesa]

I know that! But these are different!

They're hooved legs! I sat down in one and it threw me off!!

[succiduous]

I never want to assume.

[WOW.]

You're in the Alpha Mart, aren't you.

[sesa]

How did you guess?

[succiduous]

The chair bucking you off gave it away.

[sesa]

They are all Kuranta, Gnosis.

It's terrifying.

[succiduous]

At the cost of sounding incredibly politically incorrect: Have you tried to put a saddle on it?

[when the nearl family comes for you gnosis, god will be looking the other way.]

[sesa]

[Don't worry Gnosis his lips are probably sealed-]

It hasn't been my first priority, no...they are all different shapes and sizes, you see. Not just desk chairs, but large sofas and benches as well. I could look around and see if I can find something, but I'm not sure what good it will do...

[succiduous]

If they're selling Kuranta chairs [STOP] they probably sell saddles.

[sesa]

Do people...do that?

Put saddles on Kuranta, I mean.

[succiduous]

If you can put a collar on a Feline, you can put a saddle on a Kuranta.

[ :) ]

[diplomaticimmewnity]

[ Normally Enciodes just watches the notebook and doens't Engage, but-- ]

Incredibly bold of you to say, when it's more frequently put upon Liberi. In my opinion, they look better in it.

Not here but

[sesa]

icb Sesa is imagining Gnosis in---

[diplomaticimmewnity]

[ /jk ]

[succiduous]

[wow!]

I take it yours isn't to your specifications, then?

[gnosis this is a losing battle and you know this is a losing battle why do you tempt the devil]

[diplomaticimmewnity]

Oh apologies, did you think just because I bought them that they're mine? Do you assume the clothes I buy you are also mine?

[succiduous]

Hardly. Your chest is broader than mine, and I fear you'd pop the buttons if you so much as breathe.

I'm merely suggesting that you're nitpicking. What do you like in a collar? Do you want it diamond-encrusted?

[diplomaticimmewnity]

Generally, I like my collars on you.

[succiduous]

No, really? I would have never known, Enciodes. You're incredibly adept at hiding that fact!

[sesa]

[Sesa, not getting it:]

I suppose, but that does not make me that inclined to believe many would allow it.

[succiduous]

Jokes aside, my thought process is more along the lines of: If the chairs operate as burdenbeasts, try putting a saddle on them. Mizuki said it works in Minecraft, whatever that is.

[GNOSIS THIS IS TERRIBLE ADVICE.]

[sesa]

[Terrible advice to someone who HASN'T played Minecraft, maybe.

Sesa, on the other hand.]

I'll look for one. Though I am unsure if I could simply wish for a saddle and find one in a place like this, or if it just produces strange products on its own without prompting.

[succiduous]

I'm not sure "wishing" works, but what do I know? I found all manner of nonsense when I was in there last.

[sesa]

[...]

How did you escape

might I ask

[succiduous]

Head to the checkouts, pretend to buy something, leave through the exit door.

You can't take anything with you. Ask me how I found out.