crumbl cookies but in real life

[clottedcream]

[ The handwriting that shows up in the journal is... not new, not exactly, but decidedly... well. Careful and precise as can be, but it's very clear that the person writing it is not currently writing with their dominant hand. Either that, or it's someone with horrible handwriting. ]

Hello. This is Clotted Cream Cookie.

Pardon my handwriting. It is, admittedly, not as clear and practiced as I'd like it to be. The forest has taken my arm from me.

I am looking for anyone who has experience in... this. Losing an arm. Adjusting to the loss in day to day life. I'm afraid it puts me at a considerable disadvantage.

[ If he sounds like he's taking this well, it's only because he's practiced it. He's not. ]

Comments

[lupusxylem]

I guess it coulda been a lot worse than it was
one time we were stuck in a castle made of ice full of knights tryin to kill us so yaknow
not so great

[clottedcream]

Oh.

Well, I do hope no one was hurt. That sounds

unpleasant.

[lupusxylem]

yeah sorry to disappoint but a lot of us were hurt
but its fine its over now

[It's not? Fine???]

thats the name of the game in this place though
you just hold on and hope that whatever bullshit that happens is at least harmless even if its annoying

[clottedcream]

[ THAT IS NOT FINE INDEED SIR ]

Is there any rhyme or reason to it? Any patterns? Any way of being able to predict whether it might be harmless or not?

[lupusxylem]

not really
the only thing i can say is its usually something different month to month
but whether itll be good or bad is a crapshoot

[clottedcream]

I see. So we're truly at the whim of this place, then... That's a bit disconcerting, but then, I guess the worlds we come from aren't alway predictable, either.

The best we can do is hold on and hope.

[lupusxylem]

pretty much yeah
have fun