Netbook

[jesterlies]

How to break out of jail when magic fails
How to keep magic from failing
How to kill Gods when magic is failing
How to raze entire realm to ground except for a few people
How to service sewing machine without magic
Where to buy needles for magic fabric
"Lie Detector" exploded when attached to me is this common lol
Hair product gentle on eyes
Hair product good for hair with other-realm all seeing eyes
Hair caught in "Vending Machine"
How to dismantle Vending Machine.
Threw Vending Machine through window now its screaming at me.
What size heel is sensible for running from law enforcement
What size heel is good for making your soulmate's spouses jealous
How to break out of Jail 2
How do I get out of this ovens forsaken place

Comments

[psychokinesia]

Fuck off, you WORM.

[oleaeuropaea]

i think you mean plant!
my buddy was the worm!
aw man, i miss zazie now.

[psychokinesia]

More like a meddlesome weed. Say that to my face and I'll show you who's in charge here.

[oleaeuropaea]

oh weed! i like that one. that's cute.
do you think i'm cuuuuute?

[psychokinesia]

What?? NO.

What the hell is your problem?

[oleaeuropaea]

well it all started when i was a year old and i discovered the body of my sister

[livlaughlove]

ok hon thast's enoguh mnetbook for todeay

[oleaeuropaea]

LIV!
LIVVY
LIVIO HIIIII
i'll be back later i'm breaking someone out of jail

[livlaughlove]

[........]

do yoyu need a hetaway driver

[oleaeuropaea]

naw i've never been het ;)

[livlaughlove]

HA

sodrry tiny screen bigg dingers

[oleaeuropaea]

oh i know you do ;) ;)

[livlaughlove]

F I N G DS R
INGER
ign er
finger

goed DAMN

[psychokinesia]

How do I block people

[eidxiety]

You're going to block my boyfriend D:

[psychokinesia]

Yes.

[eidxiety]

:/ What if you were NICE though just this ONE time

[psychokinesia]

Maybe if you dated someone with more than one braincell I wouldn't have to block all your idiot boyfriends.

[eidxiety]

So if I shouldn't date people with one or less braincells... does that mean you're removed from the dating pool?

[psychokinesia]

As if I'd ever consider lowering myself to your pathetic standards. My brain is fully functional, unlike yours.

[oleaeuropaea]

that's just it! you can't!

[psychokinesia]

I can think of a method.

Stubborn weeds should be pulled, after all. Don't underestimate me, kukukuku...

[oleaeuropaea]

pff-
sorry, i can't just -
your laugh is soooo funny.

[psychokinesia]

DIE

[oleaeuropaea]

mmm, no thanks~
this minotaur of yours is pretty cool by the way!