[001] Netbook

[namuthing]

[At some point, who knows how many days or weeks into the Roseroot Incident™️, anyone who's been paying attention to the Netbooks will be greeted with a... rather colorful message. It's hastily scrawled, probably slightly misspelled but... hey, it's legible enough.]

this sucks this sucks this FUCKING SUCKS
seriously, do you assholes live like this?!
tell me at least one of you has found a way out of this nightmare.

Comments

[lyricistdontmiss]

omg no can't you take a joke? You have GOT to learn these they're SO good.

[namuthing]

i'm not fucking laughing.

... teach more more though.

[lyricistdontmiss]

Okay! You knew nunya so you've got the spirit! But if I teach them to you here everyone will see them and it won't be a surprise! So we gotta meet up somewhere.

[namuthing]

what! so you can rub your balls in my face for real! fuck that i'm already having a bad enough time in this hellhole.

[lyricistdontmiss]

Ew gross no??? Dude I am a girl.

[namuthing]

...you're what?

[lyricistdontmiss]

A girl?

Do you like
not have girls where you're from

[namuthing]

w-
of course we have girls just -
nevermindimbeingattackedbyamonstergottago.

[lyricistdontmiss]

There is NO WAY you had time to write that!!

[namuthing]

im a fast writer!!!
and runner
and multitasker!
shut up!

[lyricistdontmiss]

Ohhh you're talented!

Do you need help? I can find you! Maybe!

[namuthing]

IT'S FINE!
I'M FINE!

[lyricistdontmiss]

Wow no need to be so rude about it!

[namuthing]

i'm not rude! you're rude! you're the one who told me to suck your balls, weirdo?!

[lyricistdontmiss]

It was a JOKE can you not take a JOKE??? Like I even SAID it was a joke!

I was gonna teach you more but now I don't know if I should because you're making it weird!

[namuthing]

yeah, well, i didn't want to learn from a dumb girl anyway!!

[lyricistdontmiss]

Ohhh my god you did NOT just

I hope one of those monsters eats you like actually!!!!

And then spits you out because you taste like the smell of durian!!!!

[namuthing]

i bet you LOOK like a durian!

[lyricistdontmiss]

I will beat you in the FACE with a durian don't even TRY me

[namuthing]

really? you're gonna beat up a kid?
you must be a real shitbag, huh?

[lyricistdontmiss]

Okay like how old are we talking though, like how old are you

[thebladebringstheflame]

he might just be really into balls in his face lol

[lyricistdontmiss]

oh

OHHHHHHH oh I get it

[namuthing]

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY?!

[namuthing]

NO?!