[OPEN] let's start a fight via netbook

[simplicitas]

[Good morning everyone who thought the netbooks were going to be used for something normal, Elsword woke up and chose violence today.]

I have some questions

Is a ceiling a wall?

Is the ocean soup?

Is water wet?

If tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

Thanks

Comments

[neckromancy]

Wonderful, as you were, in that case. I have now exhausted my annual quota of words of advice, and much prefer to watch you all make utter fools of yourselves regardless.

[simplicitas]

You're upset because ceilings are walls aren't you

[neckromancy]

Oh, yes. Completely apoplectic with rage, in fact.

What gave it away?

[simplicitas]

Your vocabulary gets bigger with everything you write back so I figure that means you're mad. My friend Aisha back home gets like that too.

[neckromancy]

Have you considered the possibility that perhaps I'm simply naturally verbose?

[simplicitas]

No :)

[neckromancy]

Gods above, it's painfully difficult to have a playful battle of wits with an unarmed man.

...Back on topic, do you usually cook your smoothies?

[simplicitas]

No :O