Stanley Pines (
charlastan) wrote in
sticksandbones2026-01-09 10:31 pm
Netbook, closer to the start of the event, Event CWs apply
I DUNNO HOW MANY OF YOU ARE ACTUALLY STUPID ENOUGH TO GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW BUT THE PINES CABIN IS SECURE IF YOU CAN'T GET TO THE INN. IF YOU DON'T KNOW US ALREADY WE'RE THE BOARDED UP ABANDONNED-LOOKING PLACE NORTH OF TOWN, EDGE OF THE WOODS.
WE ARE NOT FUCKING AROUND WITH THESE STICKBUG FREAKS. WE CAN AND WILL SHOOT THEM DOWN FROM THE WINDOWS THAT'S JUST HOW IT'S GOTTA BE.
[Anyone who approaches will find some of the boards near the front door have symbols painted on them - A circle with an X inside it, Child-like house with a line through the door, and one that Stan's made up for the occasion. Both netbook replies and action are welcome!]
WE ARE NOT FUCKING AROUND WITH THESE STICKBUG FREAKS. WE CAN AND WILL SHOOT THEM DOWN FROM THE WINDOWS THAT'S JUST HOW IT'S GOTTA BE.
[Anyone who approaches will find some of the boards near the front door have symbols painted on them - A circle with an X inside it, Child-like house with a line through the door, and one that Stan's made up for the occasion. Both netbook replies and action are welcome!]

cw for the crowd: root rippin. it's gonna keep being gross look away now you've been warned
Sheesh, if we left that into you any longer you'd be more root than person!
[He hands Flamebringer a rag, since he's banned from touching that one or bandaging it. This is non-negotiable to the point where he doesn't even ask. Just hold that on the wound, because he said so, so you don't bleed out on him.
After he rinses the knife quick, he grabs a chair from the hall and takes a seat across from the toilet.]
Sit down and gimme your leg; I'm not getting on the floor.
[Because obviously this is about his old man legs and not about bullying his kid into sitting down.]