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[dissonanz]

Who: Kreide and you
What: Netbook Nonsense
When: Late winter
Where: Wherever!
Warnings: N/A

Tell me your most controversial food opinions.
(but please be mindful of our new cookie friends.)

Comments

[bloodyopus]

[ What is this question. He's unoccupied enough, however, to answer. ]

1. Uh...fried food is bad for your throat? ...No, that is likely not what you asked for. But it might still be rather controversial for some people, nevertheless. They generally did not taste that good, besides.

2. Chocolate on Siracusan-style spaghetti is distasteful. For the chocolate. Especially if the chocolate is from Laterano.

3. Luxury cat food actually tastes good. Still not as lovely as food for people, but sharing is caring, and if Miss Christine allows it, I'd partake in a holy communion with her using her food as bread and water as wine. Or during the end of the month if I'd used up all my paycheck and overtime pay for her things and food

4. Pizza tasted mediocre, in general. Rather disappointing, especially seeing as how most operators would clamour at the mere mention of one.

[dissonanz]

( HE HAS UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT. )

I'm sorry, chocolate on spaghetti? Is that something people do??

( he can't judge the third too much- living in the slums means desperate times call for desperate measures, so there's a number of... questionable things he's had before. but. uh.

you good, buddy? )

[bloodyopus]

[ AND BORED. He is bored. Someone please help him before he started using the netbook as his diary...social media...thingy. Or doodle place. Drafting musical pieces would work, too, but he didn't want to risk accidentally humming the notes. Tough. ]

Apparently so. I saw a chocolate spaghetti on the pile of things they carted back from that old...bloody castle. Some guy operator called Chiave was fond of it for some reason. What a waste of good chocolate, good lord...

[ There it is: the Gaulish blood hath spoken. Not to slander Siracusan pasta, but chocolate is better. Mon dieu.

He's definitely good, though — he just loves his cat, plain and simple. If there is one thing he loves more than anything, it's his cat. ]

...There are also some weird mushrooms in a different pile, but nobody talks about that.

[purevanillacookie]

Oh! A Candy Pasta! You have that as well? I must admit I have not tried Chocolate before, ours is often made with sweet strawberry!

[bloodyopus]

[ He's glad that he hadn't insulted his friend by accident. What would he do if he accidentally insulted Pure Vanilla with his controversial opinions...it's unthinkable, really. ]

Hello, Pure Vanilla Cookie. Yes, we have that as well — erm, apparently it has been collectively termed the 'Wrath of Siracusans', since it invokes the, uh, wrath of operators— people who came from the mobile nation of Siracusa.

But...sweet strawberry? I do wonder how that would taste, though. Rest assured, I am not a Siracusan, and thus, I am quite open-minded when it comes to food.

[purevanillacookie]

Though many prefer their pizzas with a savory touch, I myself find the tartness of a pineapple goes excellent with the sweetness of the sauce! It is quite controversial amongst some Cookies!

[dissonanz]

Some people do get incensed over this. I don't quite like pineapple but theoretically it makes sense.

[simplicitas]

being unable to make a well done steak or other cut of meat juicy is a skill issue

and food is best when eaten on a stick like a kuhbob

[like a WHAT]

[dissonanz]

No that's true.

Also do you mean a kebab?

[neckromancy]

Counter argument: regardless of the skill or succulence involved, there is no such thing as a palatable "well done" steak. The best chefs in all of the Sword Coast could convene to throw a banquet in my honor, and I would not touch a single filet if it boasted more than a mild searing.

[livlaughlove]

How food tastes doesn't matter to me like it does to other people. I don't know if that's controversial, exactly.

[dissonanz]

I don't think it's controversial, but it is a bit curious.

[leggierissimo]

[This script is new. It's floaty and elegant, with occasional loops like it's half-cursive.]

Hot dogs are sandwiches. Also, ketchup is overrated.

[lupusxylem]

Didn't we do this argument like two months ago.

[Also who the fuck are you]

[dissonanz]

Are they?

Are they really?

[oleaeuropaea]

[Here comes Vash's handwriting, entirely too neat and elegant for the cursed thing he's about to write.]

everyone says i'm weird for pickle sundaes, but i don't think they're that bad!

[cryopathy]

That isn't weird or controversial at all! Pickle sundaes are a Renovan speciality.

[lupusxylem]

I know I say your puppy dog face reminds me of Angelina a lot of the time, but you don't have to eat like her too.

[succiduous]

Explain.

[purevanillacookie]

Oh but that sounds perfectly fine!

[Someone's thinking sweet pickles.]

[succiduous]

Fermented cystybeast milk is delicious and all of you are cowards.

[non-Terrans eat your heart out: cystybeasts are cows.]

[purevanillacookie]

While I do not know what a cystybeast is, by fermented milk may I assume you mean things like cheese and yogurts?

[bloodyopus]

Unfortunately for you, Gnosis, most of us have perfectly working tastebuds. Even the Zalaks. Not sure about the Sarkaz, however.

[ Has managed to suppress the urge to tell him: 'No wonder you have so many problems in your life'. ]

[neckromancy]

Before I answer, are you intentionally attempting to stir up conflict with this one? Or is it mere curiosity?

Asking solely so that I might accurately gauge the level of effort I need to put into the "controversy" aspect of my response.

[dissonanz]

It's a little bit of both. Have fun!